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Rank |
Last Week |
Team |
Comment |
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1 |
2 |
Indianapolis Colts |
I will not live in the shadow of my father. I will not live in the shadow of my .... |
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2 |
1 |
St. Louis Rams |
"D-Fence! D-Fence!" "Yes Tattoo, defense does win championships, but not Fantasy Championships." |
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3 |
3 |
Kansas City Chiefs |
Stop the run? We'll pass. Stop the Pass? We'll Run. You can't catch us all! |
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4 |
7 |
Minnesota Vikings |
I'll have a "Sloppy Moe" with a side of Culpepper. |
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5 |
4 |
Tennessee Titans |
"Air McNair" still has a good ring to it and the defense will prove it. |
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6 |
5 |
New York Giants |
Only the Barber got paid last week. |
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7 |
6 |
Green Bay Packers |
A Green pasture isn't the same without some trees and a bit of Favre in the picture. |
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8 |
8 |
Tampa Bay Buccaneers |
It's not easy sailing the seven seas of football with all the king's ships gunning for you. |
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9 |
9 |
San Francisco 49ers |
In a surprise move, the NFL commissioner vetoed the 49ers request for a name change to "Gold Digging Individuals" because it would belittle the efforts of the "Anna Nicole-Smiths" of the world. |
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10 |
10 |
Seattle Seahawks |
"Alexander the Great" lost some of his empire to the vandals. |
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11 |
11 |
Denver Broncos |
Busy cleaning out the stables last week. No action at all. |
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12 |
15 |
New York Jets |
Pennington Bear wipes the moss of the Jets north side. |
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13 |
16 |
Cincinnati Bengals |
"Its the final two plays for Notre Dame ... and what is it that the fans are cheering?" |
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14 |
13 |
New Orleans Saints |
Spent last week cloistered around Deuce. |
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15 |
14 |
New England Patriots |
One lantern hung in the Foxboro tower and the cry went out over the land ... "Parcels is coming! Parcels is coming!" |
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16 |
12 |
Dallas Cowboys |
Vintage Parcels ... ugly, ugly winning football. |
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17 |
18 |
Washington Redskins |
The Gardner's crop of Ramsey and Coles proved quite fruitful. |
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18 |
20 |
Carolina Panthers |
Somehow "Air Delhomme" doesn't sound marketable. |
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19 |
17 |
Jacksonville Jaguars |
Taylor patterned a major upset. |
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20 |
19 |
Pittsburgh Steelers |
This team is heading for the emergency Ward. |
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21 |
26 |
San Diego Chargers |
Is Flutie the "Dick Clark" of the NFL? |
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22 |
23 |
Oakland Raiders |
In a bizarre move, owner Al Davis is announced the Starting QB this week. |
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23 |
22 |
Houston Texans |
First there was the "All Johnson Team" now there's a cry for the "All Davis Team" |
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24 |
25 |
Baltimore Ravens |
Louie, Louie, Lewis. |
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25 |
21 |
Miami Dolphins |
I don't think there is enough room on William's back for the Dolphin offense. |
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26 |
24 |
Buffalo Bills |
And that is how the west was won. |
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27 |
27 |
Cleveland Browns |
A Brown-out in KC helps to conserve energy for the nation. |
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28 |
30 |
Arizona Cardinals |
I guess garbage time pads stats in the NFL too. |
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29 |
29 |
Detroit Lions |
... Announce today that Jason Hanson is their franchise player for 2003 and 2004. |
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30 |
31 |
Philadelphia Eagles |
McNabbing some points, but nothing else. |
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31 |
28 |
Chicago Bears |
Old time football ... lead with your Tight End and score with your Kicker. |
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32 |
32 |
Atlanta Falcons |
This team Dunn relies on a sick Vick. |
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