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Rank |
Last Week |
Team |
Comment |
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1 |
2 |
St. Louis Rams |
Now this is what we expect from a Faulk (except Peter). |
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2 |
1 |
Indianapolis Colts |
Back to Back James |
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3 |
3 |
Kansas City Chiefs |
Holmes deduced that it was Mr. Green in the kitchen with the maid's garter belt. |
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4 |
4 |
Minnesota Vikings |
Defense waxes and polishes the motor city. |
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5 |
5 |
Tennessee Titans |
Wycheck out George when you have to McCareins for everyone else. |
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6 |
9 |
Seattle Seahawks |
Action Jackson! |
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7 |
11 |
Tampa Bay Buccaneers |
Keyshawn who? Lets hear it for Lee Charles. Lee! Lee! Lee! Lee! Lee! |
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8 |
8 |
Green Bay Packers |
"Ah. Ah. Ah Ah. Ah Ah. Ah Ah."-man Green, as sung by the Back Street Boys. |
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9 |
7 |
Denver Broncos |
Rod "The Journeyman" Smith and Clinton Port-"a-potty"-is couldn't overcome the mighty Chicago kicker. |
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10 |
6 |
New York Giants |
Giant's "D" out-fantasy's the Barber? Oh what a night! Late November back in ought-three. |
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11 |
12 |
Cincinnati Bengals |
Dangling Chad Johnson hanging on to Kitna's passing ballot |
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12 |
13 |
New Orleans Saints |
Deuce gets his numbers, but look at Tight End phenom Eddie Williams. Wow. I better pick him up. |
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13 |
10 |
San Francisco 49ers |
Owens owned by Green Bay. |
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14 |
16 |
New England Patriots |
In a surprise move, Marshall Faulk subbed in for NE's Kevin Faulk. |
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15 |
14 |
New York Jets |
Martin plays like Martin of old Parcels |
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16 |
17 |
Dallas Cowboys |
I think Quincy got tired of reading "Parcels this" and "Parcels that" in the New England papers last week. |
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17 |
15 |
Carolina Panthers |
Davis lost in the epic battle of "Stephen vs The Tuna" |
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18 |
18 |
Washington Redskins |
Canidate for victory! |
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19 |
26 |
Baltimore Ravens |
"Danger Marcus Robinson. Danger. Danger." |
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20 |
20 |
Cleveland Browns |
Jesse James Jackson steals the show with his best weekend yet. |
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21 |
19 |
Pittsburgh Steelers |
Led by the high (fantasy) scoring defense. |
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22 |
22 |
Oakland Raiders |
Mirer playing like a number one draft pick. |
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23 |
21 |
Jacksonville Jaguars |
Taylor hemmed in by the Jets. |
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24 |
27 |
Philadelphia Eagles |
McNabb was Akers-ing for something good to happen. |
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25 |
24 |
Miami Dolphins |
Williams is on pace to double the fantasy points of all Dolphin Offensive players |
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26 |
25 |
San Diego Chargers |
Flutie must be remembering his days in Boston in Tomlinson Square. |
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27 |
23 |
Houston Texans |
Lookin' like they lost their Bowl Bid this week. Wait, they're not a college team? |
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28 |
29 |
Detroit Lions |
Harrington finds Hakim "The Dream", just not often enough. |
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29 |
28 |
Buffalo Bills |
Remember when Jim Kelly was quarterback? The numbers would suck but they'd still win. |
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30 |
31 |
Arizona Cardinals |
Use the force Anquan. Trust the Force. |
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31 |
30 |
Chicago Bears |
Edinger joins the elite ranks of the kickers that get more endorsements than the offense. |
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32 |
32 |
Atlanta Falcons |
Dunn had the effort but couldn't handle the Price for a win. |
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