| Rank |
|
Team |
Note |
| 1 |
|
Dallas Cowboys |
Run Emmitt Run (oops) |
| 2 |
|
Minnesota Vikings |
Air-Frerotte into Moss's Mitts |
| 3 |
 |
San Francisco 49ers |
San Fran Scores its Name |
| 4 |
 |
Washington Redskins |
Ramsey puts Coles in Philly's Xmas Stocking |
| 5 |
 |
Pittsburgh Steelers |
Brown Out for the Pittsburgh O |
| 6 |
 |
Denver Broncos |
Broncos Trample Chiefs |
| 7 |
|
New York Giants |
Running Back Staff beats Miami's Staph Defense |
| 8 |
|
Tampa Bay Buccaneers |
No Running Game Tonight |
| 9 |
 |
Miami Dolphins |
Rested Offense Covers for Staph Defense |
| 10 |
|
San Diego Chargers |
Charging at the "Detrimental Spot" |
| 11 |
|
St. Louis Rams |
Bye Bye Bye |
| 12 |
 |
Kansas City Chiefs |
KC Running Game needs more BBQ Sauce for Broncos' Grill |
| 13 |
|
Green Bay Packers |
Just taking what is given |
| 14 |
 |
Jacksonville Jaguars |
And they call them the San Diego Colanders |
| 15 |
 |
New Orleans Saints |
Passing Game Relies on Tipped Balls |
| 16 |
 |
Indianapolis Colts |
Manning is Mangled |
| 17 |
|
Houston Texans |
Bye Bye Bye |
| 18 |
|
Arizona Cardinals |
Too Much Trouble |
| 19 |
 |
New England Patriots |
Running Game shows the QB's Backslide |
| 20 |
|
Seattle Seahawks |
Rested Let Down |
| 21 |
|
Baltimore Ravens |
Bye Bye Bye |
| 22 |
 |
Oakland Raiders |
Raiders Plunder Chicago Rookies |
| 23 |
 |
Tennessee Titans |
They take advantage of a loophole in the Law of Defense |
| 24 |
|
New York Jets |
Bye Bye Bye |
| 25 |
 |
Philadelphia Eagles |
The Black Panthers join the offensive line in order to reclaim McNabb's image |
| 26 |
 |
Buffalo Bills |
I think they have a running game this week |
| 27 |
 |
Cincinnati Bengals |
In a Dill-on pickle against open-door run defense |
| 28 |
|
Carolina Panthers |
Rested, but they still can't perform |
| 29 |
|
Atlanta Falcons |
The offense just can't |
| 30 |
 |
Chicago Bears |
The Lack-luster offense meets a porous defense. |
| 31 |
|
Cleveland Browns |
The Pittsburgh D will Outscore the Pittsburgh O. |
| 32 |
 |
Detroit Lions |
Remember Barry Sanders? This team really misses him. |