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Hey people.

I'm in a $200 buy-in fantasy pool on ESPN. The draft is next Saturday at noon PST. 12 teams, total pot $2400 (CAD). I'm know nothing about football, but I'm good at manure-talking and I've paid the buy-in already. So.. there's a position open for a co-commissioner. The deal would be this: you run my draft and manage my team throughout the league behind the scenes. If you make it to a money spot I share the winnings. I think a 50/50 split of the profit would be fair.

If you're interested, send me a PM and tell me a bit about your fantasy experience and record.
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I'm a Virgo, I like long walks on the beach, the color orange, and spending hours watching ESPN original programming and listening to drunken political rants.

Can I has half the money up front? Cause I'm a winner.
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I'm in.

My credentials are posting penis pics on a fantasy football forum.

I also do not watch football.
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screw these guys. i'm the HoP champion for two years running.

HoP!! byeeotchaHHH!!!!
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...and i post penis pics too.
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Yeah, but I can speak with an English accent
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I post pictures of footballs in my penis league
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Griffimo wrote:Yeah, but I can speak with an English accent


Shouldn't you call it a willy pics in that accent then? Buncha broners... :roll: :lol:

pwbowen wrote:I'm a Virgo, I like long walks on the beach, the color orange, and spending hours watching ESPN original programming and listening to drunken political rants.

Can I has half the money up front? Cause I'm a weinar managar.

ftfy
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Griffimo wrote:Yeah, but I can speak with an English accent


An English penis is not anything anyone needs to see. It only ranks above Japanese.

Apologies to Jam.
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