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ATL Souljah Boy wrote:Or be azzholes that works too


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pwbowen wrote:
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ATL Souljah Boy wrote:Or be azzholes that works too


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See, not THAT is free. :wink:

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DropkickFluties wrote:Once again... http://www.ihoppancakeday.com/


The last time I went to IHOP it was because we had a free birthday meal for my wife.

It was the worst meal of my life. You couldn't pay me to go back.
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vonbearsalot wrote:
DropkickFluties wrote:Once again... http://www.ihoppancakeday.com/


The last time I went to IHOP it was because we had a free birthday meal for my wife.

It was the worst meal of my life. You couldn't pay me to go back.


The last time I was at IHOP, was after a night where the wife and I ended up in a strip club. We ended up eating breakfast two booths away from one of the dancers from the previous night.
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Griffimo wrote:
vonbearsalot wrote:
DropkickFluties wrote:Once again... http://www.ihoppancakeday.com/


The last time I went to IHOP it was because we had a free birthday meal for my wife.

It was the worst meal of my life. You couldn't pay me to go back.


The last time I was at IHOP, was after a night where the wife and I ended up in a strip club. We ended up eating breakfast two booths away from one of the dancers from the previous night.


Did she have a blue waffle?
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StoneCutter wrote:
Griffimo wrote:
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DropkickFluties wrote:Once again... http://www.ihoppancakeday.com/


The last time I went to IHOP it was because we had a free birthday meal for my wife.

It was the worst meal of my life. You couldn't pay me to go back.


The last time I was at IHOP, was after a night where the wife and I ended up in a strip club. We ended up eating breakfast two booths away from one of the dancers from the previous night.


Did she have a blue waffle?


No, but I think she really liked me.
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Griffimo wrote:
StoneCutter wrote:
Griffimo wrote:
vonbearsalot wrote:
DropkickFluties wrote:Once again... http://www.ihoppancakeday.com/


The last time I went to IHOP it was because we had a free birthday meal for my wife.

It was the worst meal of my life. You couldn't pay me to go back.


The last time I was at IHOP, was after a night where the wife and I ended up in a strip club. We ended up eating breakfast two booths away from one of the dancers from the previous night.


Did she have a blue waffle?


No, but I think she really liked my wallet.


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Pshaw, this girl really liked me. I can tell.
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Griffimo wrote:Pshaw, this girl really liked me. I can tell.


I'll bet she gave you her phone number on a napkin and put a lipstick kiss on it, and put the times she works on the back.
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I know what you're going to say when I tell you this, but I think that stripper down at The Kitten Klub really liked me. The little red-haired one, Kandi. I don't know what it was, but we just seemed to have this... connection.

From the moment I sat down, there was a powerful chemistry between us. I could tell by the way she looked me right in the eye. It was the kind of look that conveyed an understanding between a man and a woman. Eye contact can be a very primal thing.

I could also tell she liked me by all the time she spent dancing in front of me. She could have done her splits and backbends facing any guy in the place, but she almost always did them facing me. And when she crawled up the brass pole, she usually used the one right near me.

I know, I know. You're thinking she was just being nice to me for the tips. But it wasn't like that. You see, whenever she looked at me and smiled, I could sense it was a real human moment. Kandi, she's not like the other girls at The Kitten Klub. For one thing, she's obviously had formal dance training. More importantly, though, she's got a down-to-earth quality about her. A vulnerability, an innocence, almost. I think she could tell I really understood her.

Kandi also really responded to the way I slipped her the money. Unlike some guys, who shove the cash right down the front of the G-string, I make a point of showing respect for the girls by tucking the bills in the side, near the hip. Believe me, the girls notice that.
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Griffimo wrote:I know what you're going to say when I tell you this, but I think that stripper down at The Kitten Klub really liked me. The little red-haired one, Kandi. I don't know what it was, but we just seemed to have this... connection.

From the moment I sat down, there was a powerful chemistry between us. I could tell by the way she looked me right in the eye. It was the kind of look that conveyed an understanding between a man and a woman. Eye contact can be a very primal thing.

I could also tell she liked me by all the time she spent dancing in front of me. She could have done her splits and backbends facing any guy in the place, but she almost always did them facing me. And when she crawled up the brass pole, she usually used the one right near me.

I know, I know. You're thinking she was just being nice to me for the tips. But it wasn't like that. You see, whenever she looked at me and smiled, I could sense it was a real human moment. Kandi, she's not like the other girls at The Kitten Klub. For one thing, she's obviously had formal dance training. More importantly, though, she's got a down-to-earth quality about her. A vulnerability, an innocence, almost. I think she could tell I really understood her.

Kandi also really responded to the way I slipped her the money. Unlike some guys, who shove the cash right down the front of the G-string, I make a point of showing respect for the girls by tucking the bills in the side, near the hip. Believe me, the girls notice that.


You should have wrapped the cash around your business card and the phone would have rang for sure.
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Griffimo wrote:I know what you're going to say when I tell you this, but I think that stripper down at The Kitten Klub really liked me. The little red-haired one, Kandi. I don't know what it was, but we just seemed to have this... connection.

From the moment I sat down, there was a powerful chemistry between us. I could tell by the way she looked me right in the eye. It was the kind of look that conveyed an understanding between a man and a woman. Eye contact can be a very primal thing.

I could also tell she liked me by all the time she spent dancing in front of me. She could have done her splits and backbends facing any guy in the place, but she almost always did them facing me. And when she crawled up the brass pole, she usually used the one right near me.

I know, I know. You're thinking she was just being nice to me for the tips. But it wasn't like that. You see, whenever she looked at me and smiled, I could sense it was a real human moment. Kandi, she's not like the other girls at The Kitten Klub. For one thing, she's obviously had formal dance training. More importantly, though, she's got a down-to-earth quality about her. A vulnerability, an innocence, almost. I think she could tell I really understood her.

Kandi also really responded to the way I slipped her the money. Unlike some guys, who shove the cash right down the front of the G-string, I make a point of showing respect for the girls by tucking the bills in the side, near the hip. Believe me, the girls notice that.


Can't tell if serious...

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