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Blzbba wrote:If it's this stuff, then yeah.

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yeah, i'll be honest, i got tired of trying to get as many little packets as humanly possible. then i saw the tub sitting there and was like, i need 2 packets now and one of these for home.



I dip those waffle fries in it. I also drink whatever sauce packets are left over.

I'm not fat though.


i'm really not either. i just eat like one. probably overweight.


You're drinking that stuff with a straw right now, aren't you?


probably uses it to brush his teeth.
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i put it in the freezer and eat it like ice cream.
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Just ate a 1/3 of a 2lb bag of pistachios.
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StoneCutter wrote:Just ate a 1/3 of a 2lb bag of pistachios.



I love me some pistachios!
The best nuts ever.
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honingskills wrote:
StoneCutter wrote:Just ate a 1/3 of a 2lb bag of pistachios.



The best nuts ever.


sig worthy.

anyway, I like the fact that pistachios have a warning label on them.
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SonOfDad wrote:
honingskills wrote:
StoneCutter wrote:Just ate a 1/3 of a 2lb bag of pistachios.



The best nuts ever.


sig worthy.

anyway, I like the fact that pistachios have a warning label on them.


I've always heard something about pistachios having some level of toxin in them, but never really looked into it.

The only thing this bag says is "Scientific evidence suggests but does not prove that eating 1.5 ounces per day of most nuts, such as pistachios, as part of a diet low in saturated fat and cholestrerol may reduce the risk of heart disease."
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Worst nuts ever are pine nuts.
Pine nuts gave me metallogeusia.
It was horrible.
Everything I ate tasted like robotass for a couple of weeks.

So go get some pine nuts, fat boy.
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StoneCutter wrote:
SonOfDad wrote:
honingskills wrote:
StoneCutter wrote:Just ate a 1/3 of a 2lb bag of pistachios.



The best nuts ever.


sig worthy.

anyway, I like the fact that pistachios have a warning label on them.


I've always heard something about pistachios having some level of toxin in them, but never really looked into it.

The only thing this bag says is "Scientific evidence suggests but does not prove that eating 1.5 ounces per day of most nuts, such as pistachios, as part of a diet low in saturated fat and cholestrerol may reduce the risk of heart disease."


I was referring to the fact that it says warning: contains pistachios. Remember when you could only get them in pink?
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not fat, but almost ate a spoonful of puke from the parking lot outside the bar on gameday for almost $1,000. I was piss drunk. My buddies offered me money. I said no way. Then the whole bar got involved. If my fiancee wasn't there. It would have happened.
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jz02cc wrote:not fat, but almost ate a spoonful of puke from the parking lot outside the bar on gameday for almost $1,000. I was piss drunk. My buddies offered me money. I said no way. Then the whole bar got involved. If my fiancee wasn't there. It would have happened.


What's a little hepatitis when you could have $1,000? :thumbright:
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I drank a glass of warm-as-piss beer a day after a party (we had) in college. The beer was mine (I knew this, my roommates didn't), and I downed it for $50.
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jz02cc wrote:not fat, but almost ate a spoonful of puke from the parking lot outside the bar on gameday for almost $1,000. I was piss drunk. My buddies offered me money. I said no way. Then the whole bar got involved. If my fiancee wasn't there. It would have happened.


were you allowed to immediately puke it bak up? if so, that's not a bad deal.
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^^ yeah, but it had to go down. At least show it was down I assume. In my group of friends growing up we had 1 guy that would do anything for 5 bucks. Those were the rules usually for him. If he was there that day he would have done that for 50 bucks easy. Damn I wish he was there :lol: but even the bar owner got involved offering to cover my tab of about $40 and counting at the time.

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