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I'm certainly not fat, but so far today I've ate a huge sausage egg and cheese burrito from the roach coach, 2 donuts, 2 chocolate chip cookies, wings and fries, and a candy buckeye... I eat like this all the time...

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If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. - George S. Patton
Real men have scars, lots of them... -Dad

The fates are conspiring against me.

Wife has been on the road 9 out of the last 10 days. Couple that with a Cajun deli opening up in the little grocery store around the corner, and that turns into me eating Jambalaya and Étouffée almost every night for a week and a half. But it tastes so good, and I have enough left over for another diner tomorrow night.

Why you so fat?

I'm getting tired of fat people. It's not healthy, and your fat rump will now raise my taxes.
There should be a separate fat section, so the non-fat don't catch the second hand fat.
Put the fat-asses in a fat section and the non fat-asses in the non fat-ass section.

Everybody gets to eat the same food, but the fat-asses have to eat their food outside. And no chairs for fatties.
Fat people are hard on chairs.

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