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PostPosted: Mon 02.10.2014, 15:07 
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I'm sure we've all been, um, inexplicably aroused at certain inappropriate times, and that causes us to make some bad decisions. Like hitting on third cousins at your great uncle's funeral or something like that. But I'm not sure I've ever known inappropriate, aggressive horniness to cause a plane to land. Until now.

A Delta flight from Baltimore-Washington to Salt Lake City — widely considered America's two sexiest metro areas and the corridor between them is usually thought of as the Bermuda Triangle of Arousal — was the setting for the attempted sexytime that went so very, very wrong.

The woman, who was described as "very intoxicated" reportedly made several sexual advances to her male seatmate, who refused. This allegedly made the woman intensely angry, as you'd expect from almost any drunk, horny, sexually aggressive citizen. As you can hear in the video, she then became loud and abusive, threatening to "friging kill" the man, and then once she was restrained with handcuffs, things got even worse. Here, watch for yourself:

http://jalopnik.com/womans-horniness-ca ... 1519959068

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PostPosted: Mon 02.10.2014, 15:18 
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She's just as hot as I expected. :lol:


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Stallion looks exactly like I expected "her" to look.


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PostPosted: Mon 02.10.2014, 15:36 
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why did they arrest Evgeni Malkin?


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PostPosted: Mon 02.10.2014, 15:47 
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I got a feeling she wasn't planning on catching.


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PostPosted: Mon 02.10.2014, 18:09 
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Stallion looks exactly like I expected "her" to look.


That's not her

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PostPosted: Mon 02.10.2014, 18:18 
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crockett wrote:
StoneCutter wrote:
Stallion looks exactly like I expected "her" to look.


That's not her

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Thats just a dude with boobs.

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PostPosted: Tue 02.11.2014, 12:30 
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crockett wrote:
SnakeStabler wrote:
Thats just a dude with boobs.

Wait, maybe it is "her"

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PostPosted: Tue 02.11.2014, 12:42 
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That's not a pleasant smell.


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PostPosted: Tue 02.11.2014, 12:50 
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I imagine she smells like the Tampa Bay Bucs locker room.


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