Had a real azzhole boss. He started as an IT consultant..a real arrogant bastard actually, nobody liked him, nobody even talked to him. The budget for the company was always way overblown because of the IT department and fees that were dished out for him and many other consultants. Everyone else was under much more scrutiny. As it turns out the President leaves..and who is made new President.. the head of IT..and makes this guy, Vice President of the entire F'ing company. So..a-holes with power just make for Bigger A-holes, it's a tried and true recipe.
One day, while he left the sun roof open on his new Mercedes i had pre planned for just such an event one summer day to bring a garbage bag filled with the insides of bean bag chair. The little white foam balls that have static electricity on steroids. I slip open the bottom and sealed the top. Put the bag right on the drivers seat and watched the fun out the window inconspicuously with one co-hort. He walks up to the bag slowly..pulls it off the seat and ZAp*..millions of little white static cling balls everywhere..all over his suit..the car..every inch. He was pissed for 6 months still talking about, bringing it up in meetings..at most functions. he was obsessed in finding out who did it. He was still finding cling-ons for many months later in that car. Loved that one..
On 07.31.2015 DaKlute said:to show you how unifying this issue is for those of us who don't look to gronk brady's nutz: i stand with amish...and that almost never happens.