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 Post subject: Best Pranks ever pulled
PostPosted: Sat 12.03.2011, 12:13 
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I searched the topic thinking there had to be one of these. Couldn't find one surprisingly.

Once as a kid a couple friends and I got a condom and filled the tip with a little milk and mayo. We then put it in the microwave to get it nice and warm. Next we went up the street to some guys house, opened the screen door, and tied it to the inside handle. Next we knocked on the door and hid behind a bush. He saw nobody at the door, so we yelled, "Hey a$$ hole. He opened the screen door. We heard a loud wth! He chased us for about 10 to 15 houses till he quit. Classic moment.


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PostPosted: Sat 12.03.2011, 12:25 
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PostPosted: Sat 12.03.2011, 13:08 
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Do a search on April Fools day.

I would, but I'm phone posting.


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PostPosted: Sat 12.03.2011, 13:09 
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PostPosted: Sat 12.03.2011, 13:38 
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PostPosted: Sat 12.03.2011, 15:23 
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I once pulled this prank where I ushered a family of ducks across the road right at the crest of a hill.

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PostPosted: Sat 12.03.2011, 16:18 
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PostPosted: Sat 12.03.2011, 16:39 
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I once pulled this prank where I ushered a family of ducks across the road right at the crest of a hill.

It's better when you do it just beyond the crest of the hill.

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Had a real azzhole boss. He started as an IT consultant..a real arrogant bastard actually, nobody liked him, nobody even talked to him. The budget for the company was always way overblown because of the IT department and fees that were dished out for him and many other consultants. Everyone else was under much more scrutiny. As it turns out the President leaves..and who is made new President.. the head of IT..and makes this guy, Vice President of the entire F'ing company. So..a-holes with power just make for Bigger A-holes, it's a tried and true recipe.

One day, while he left the sun roof open on his new Mercedes i had pre planned for just such an event one summer day to bring a garbage bag filled with the insides of bean bag chair. The little white foam balls that have static electricity on steroids. I slip open the bottom and sealed the top. Put the bag right on the drivers seat and watched the fun out the window inconspicuously with one co-hort. He walks up to the bag slowly..pulls it off the seat and ZAp*..millions of little white static cling balls everywhere..all over his suit..the car..every inch. He was pissed for 6 months still talking about, bringing it up in meetings..at most functions. he was obsessed in finding out who did it. He was still finding cling-ons for many months later in that car. Loved that one..

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LMFAO


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PostPosted: Sat 12.03.2011, 19:43 
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I think I see FLP in there. He's eating a sausage.


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PostPosted: Sat 12.03.2011, 19:53 
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I think I see FLP in there. He's eating a sausage.


Oh, yeah. The old guy...

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When we lived in NYC and had just bought the house in Delaware the hubby went down by himself to the house. I had slingbox hooked up to the TV down there. So I was able on my laptop to watch what was on the TV in Delaware. Obviously I was able to remotely control the TV. Knowing the hubby was electronically challenged, I knew at 5 pm he would be watching FOX news. So I was messing around with the volume, changing channels and shutting the TV off. After about a half hr I call him and he tells me how the cable is messed up. As I am changing the channels I am asking him what the channel is on the TV and saying the channel I am changing it to. He is like YEAH YEAH YEAH. It took like 5 minutes for him to realize that I was fn with him.


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PostPosted: Sat 12.03.2011, 20:16 
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That's what he gets for watching Fox "News".

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