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PostPosted: Sat 03.24.2012, 12:48 
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http://fox6now.com/2012/03/23/milwaukee-bank-robber-gets-caught-as-police-find-an-ironic-book-in-his-possession/

MILWAUKEE– One alleged Milwaukee bank robber probably wishes he had read the book police found in his possession when they arrested him on Friday afternoon.

“How To Be A Successful Criminal: The real deal on crime, drugs, and easy money” was the book the accused bank robber was carrying when Milwaukee police arrested him near Broadway and Michigan Friday afternoon.

“I guess he wasn’t reading it,” Ram Brunner said while sitting at the parking lot he runs on Wisconsin Avenue next door to a Bank Mutual branch that was robbed Friday. “He should be on America’s Dumbest Criminals.”

On Friday afternoon, the Bank Mutual was robbed by a man who fled on foot. As he was escaping, he ran right in front of 2 police officers, an assistant chief and a lieutenant who had just heard a call about a bank robber over their radio. The man matched the description of the robber. After a quick pursuit, the suspect was arrested a few blocks away from the bank at Broadway and Michigan.

That’s where the story takes an interesting turn. In their search of the man, police found the book in his possession.

“Obviously that goes to show you he wasn’t reading the book,” Brunner said laughing.


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So he is dumb cause there just happened to be cops near by?

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PostPosted: Sat 03.24.2012, 13:07 
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prplhz14 wrote:
So he is dumb cause there just happened to be cops near by?


Umm..no. Go back and read the story again. I think you missed a very important point.

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crockett wrote:
prplhz14 wrote:
So he is dumb cause there just happened to be cops near by?


Umm..no. Go back and read the story again. I think you missed a very important point.


How would the book tell him about officers that just happen to be in the area?

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crockett wrote:
prplhz14 wrote:
So he is dumb cause there just happened to be cops near by?


Umm..no. Go back and read the story again. I think you missed a very important point.


oooooh the book gave the patrol schedules of all the cops in the area. that must be it.

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I'm guessing the Wisconsin Mensa chapter is pretty poorly represented in national meetings.

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The dumbest criminals of the year are the fellas in Richmond who stole a car, robbed a gas station, tried to break into a bong shop, and after ditching the car to run from the cops decided to knock on someone's door and ask them for a ride. What makes it even better you say? The door they knocked on was where a cop lived. WINNER!

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Those are pretty bad. My personal favorites only because they were local.

1. 18 year old kid robs gas station and gets away. Asks a cop for a ride home later that night. Silly guy forgot to change his clothes and he fit the description. Robbery charges and one of the easiest arrested ever made.

2. 18 year old kid gets wasted at a party. On his way "home" goes into wrong house. Thought it was his and falls asleep on the couch. He got a B&E charge.

If it wasn't for the stupid ones...


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