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The Great Debate
A 22%  22%  [ 8 ]
B 78%  78%  [ 28 ]
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birddog wrote:
you're suppose to tear it off to wipe yer arse not get up and rub your arse on the roll.

well, there again .. maybe I'm doing it wrong..


:lol: :lol:

I go ahead and fold me about three sets of squares while I am dodoing so they are ready to press into service as soon as needed. Sometimes I dont use it all as things go well and I can save it for next time. I eat very little so I only dodo about 3 times a week. :shock:

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My cat voted B. I, being a cat owner, vote A.


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cats don't get votes, and neither do cat owners.


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Dude, maybe do what I do?

I pretty much pop when I wake up, then shower. No stinky butt all day.


Well, not everybody is as regular as you.
And although it makes sense, It has never occurred to me to get in the shower unwiped.
I always hang up one wash-cloth and I try to use that on my face.

I don't want to be contorting myself, trying to get the shower stream to hit my rump instead of wiping with toilet paper.
I'll take my chances and head down the stairs.


I'm not saying don't wipe then shower. :lol:

I'm saying to maximize your clean butt time.

Bathing is to rid the body of any leftover residue. No wipe is perfect. Heck, that's why those crazy Europeans have the bordeaux.

What does red wine have to do with anal cleanliness?


many french reds have aromas of barnyard and poop, although it's more a burgundy thing than a bordeaux thing.

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Option C: I just keep a roll on top of the bowl. Too much hassle to put it on the dispenser.

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cats don't get votes, and neither do cat owners.

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5XChamps wrote:
birddog wrote:
you're suppose to tear it off to wipe yer arse not get up and rub your arse on the roll.

well, there again .. maybe I'm doing it wrong..


:lol: :lol:

I go ahead and fold me about three sets of squares while I am dodoing so they are ready to press into service as soon as needed. Sometimes I dont use it all as things go well and I can save it for next time. I eat very little so I only dodo about 3 times a week. :shock:



There's probably not a more appropriate time to be anal.

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5XChamps wrote:
birddog wrote:
you're suppose to tear it off to wipe yer arse not get up and rub your arse on the roll.

well, there again .. maybe I'm doing it wrong..


:lol: :lol:

I go ahead and fold me about three sets of squares while I am dodoing so they are ready to press into service as soon as needed. Sometimes I dont use it all as things go well and I can save it for next time. I eat very little so I only dodo about 3 times a week. :shock:


Dang 3X.
I filled over half your monthly quota last Monday.

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Option C: I just keep a roll on top of the bowl. Too much hassle to put it on the dispenser.

This man is wise beyond his years.

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