pwbowen wrote:So what can you do when that moron with giant helmet (or whatever stupid costume the attention ho has) sits down in front of you and blocks your view? Can you get security to make them move or take the crap off?
Reason #432 why watching a game on TV is better than in the stadium
Yeah but some guy has to man up and sit behind that moron so the game can be on TV.
So if said moron waddles into the arena and sits down in front of you and partially blocks your view, what do you do?
I've never had that happen but I'm curious if you can't make him take the crap off. I've wondered that with the Aints fans with those goofy pope hats that some of them wear. I'm not paying to look at idiots blocking my view.
Step one: It starts out with a polite hey man I can't see. Can you take it off?
Step two: If step one fails and it will. Step 2 is talking about the Moron to people around you with the super sized idiot gadget blocking your view.
Step 3: if step 2 brings no result 3 is "accidentally" bumping into that thing about every 6-7 seconds.
Step 4: If step 3 has not started a fight. You threaten the moron to kick his arse.
Step 5: should be step one but we are far to drunk to rationalize this at step 1. Text security so a hole with a spaceballs cowboys helmut blocking your view. The fight will get this solution as long as the isn't any blood on either party. If blood is present or security sees the fight you will be at a bar watching the game on TV till your buddies come out.
We had some drunken morons infront of us with a circle me Madden sign. It lasted half way through the first quarter till the sign end up torn up on the floor. As I prove I am a ahole at times. I did save a GBP jersey wearing high school kid from getting his arse kicked in my section. So I am not all bad.