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As commissioner of my fantasy league I write a weekly newsletter. At this time of year with Halloween so close I have a "What we should or should not be afraid of in Fantasy Football" letter.

For example
We should NOT be afraid of Jose Cortez (The new Eagles kicker) as the distance wide on his FG attempts is proportionate to the distance attempted.
OR

We SHOULD always be afraid when a certain NFL RB (Pittman) tells everyone “I’ll drive”.
We SHOULD always be afraid when Najeh Davenport asks “Hey, Can I put my coat in your closet?”
We SHOULD always be afraid when you’re at Police headquarters and Ricky Williams asks “Got a match?”

Now it's your turn. As Sharks I expect your best.

Enjoy and Thanks!

Be afraid when Joe Horn says he'll play

The dreaded GTD on your Super Bowl week.

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I'm afraid that Chad has checked YES on his "Stop 85 in 05" list.

BTW I'd love ESPN to re-visit that to see if he's keeping it.

I'm afraid that Steelers break the Ravens in half on Monday nite.

I'm afraid when I see Anthony Wright again this summer at the club that I will laugh at him and get throttle by his 25 "friends" he always has with him.

Don't be afraid if you own an all you can eat restaurant and The Bus shows up.

Don't be afraid next time someone asks you to pee in a cup and that person is Onterrio Smith. He's just using it for research.

Be afraid of any of the offensive lineman in Philly if your name is Cortez.

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I am afraid That My Monster League Teams Sucks

I am afraid the 49ers will be picking first again

I am not afraid of the Colts... Either the Patriots or the Steelers will take care of them

I am not afraid that Holt is Out for the year no matter what rumours the Internet community spins

I am afraid of those gos awful posts in the General Forum where that Hag comes out and scares the hell out of you

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I'm afraid that all my success at poker is going to my head and I'll start losinto the like of Bus consistently. On second thought, I'm not scared of that.

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I'm afraid that TO spit in my food.

I'm afraid Michelle Tafoya will come back from maternity leave...

I'm afraid that sickening Tim McGraw highlight montage to "I Like It, I Love It" will be re-upped for another year...

I'm not afraid of owning Travis Henry because Chris Brown's wuss-o-meter is overdue and pegged...

I'm not afraid to say the Colts are still gonna win it all, and I may have actually picked the right team in the pre-season for a change!

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CHAMPION: 2006 "Swim With The Sharks" Weekly Lineup Contest

Just keep giving me those sand bets there Charlie Brown. You're doing as good of a job at beating me in wagers as you are beating me poker. Give it up already. I am better than you at everything.

I'm afraid that one day I will be as bad as Corby at poker

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We should be AFRAID that holding on to DJax for the playoffs will be a mistake
We should be AFRAID that JJ Arrington will never see more than 10 carries a game
I'm AFRAID that my last " draft day " RB will go out for the year ( that makes 3 )
We should be AFRAID that picking up Rashard Lee was a waste of a pick
I'm AFRAID that I will start Brunell instead of Palmer and it will bite me in the arse.

We should NOT be afraid the Gallaway will keep this up all year
We should NOT be afraid that McGahee will not make it the year
We should NOT be afraid that Manning wont pick it up

That;s it for me.......

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QB - T.Romo, Weeden
RB - J. Charles, F. Jackson, Blount, B. Tate, A. Morris
WR - Bowe, A.J. Green, D. Bryant , Gordon, Shorts
TE - A. Gates, Pitta
K - Akers, Kaeding
D - Baltimore, Minny

Steelers fans should be afraid of the bus finally catching FWP and eating him.

Cincy fans should be afraid of playing the Steelers again at Heinz.

Tommy Maddox should be afraid of Big Ben getting hurt and throwing 3 more Ints in a game. (More than trash will be dumped on his lawn)

Big Ben should not be afraid of anyone else impersonating him (But watch out Brian St. Pierre)

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Here we go Steelers, here we go!!!!

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When Fred Taylor says "OWIE!"

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"No Moss, No Problem"

Shannon Sharpe is not afraid to say "special" 5 times in one sentence.

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QB Manning, Young

RB Mcgahee, Edge, J. Lewis

WR Galloway, B. Johnson,Evans, Stallworth, Curtis

TE Watson

K Bryant and Bironas

Min D

I am afraid of nothing even though sometimes you will catch me running to a corner to cry for a little while.

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