Thunbs up. Good writing. More entertaining than actually useful, but the judges say you're going to Hollywood, son.
btw, you forgot "The Homer". See, I live in Texas and there are 2 diehard Cowboys fans in my money league. They're good fantasy players, but they invariably overdraft a Cowboy at a critical juncture. They just can't help it. My game is to figure out when it's coming, and beat them to it and fleece them later in a trade for that Cowboy they've just gotta have.
Sometimes, I draft AT people - like a weapon.
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