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Seem to have run out of stean today. Lots of predrafts once we get past antichrist, though.

That's what she said!

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I think we missed the Bus.

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There he goes... We're looking at the finish line... Cue the Chariots of Fire theme!

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Sorry thought I had predrafted my last two picks. Got my drafts confused. My bad.

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Whatever, this still went smoother than most. I call for a round of self-back-patting.

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Really smooth draft!

Draft Finshed

Fri Aug 21 7:42:49 p.m. ET 2009

Good job guys!

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DMcDuke's Coach had a poor draft in the recent 2009 FantasySharks Hammerhead Shark League 3 draft. Their DMcDuke franchise came away feeling dejected about their bottom grade in the league based on analysis by MyFantasyLeague.com.

DMcDuke made their best pick of the draft in round 3, selecting Tom Brady with the 30th pick of the draft, as compared to the 18th spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He can take this team to the Promised Land," DMcDuke coach said.

DMcDuke has the dubious distinction of making the worst pick of the entire draft, selecting Frank Gore in round 1 with the 6th pick of the draft, long before the 11th spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "I know some are thinking that he will be this year's Ryan Leaf," DMcDuke coach said.

Starting in week 5, DMcDuke won't be able to submit a full lineup, due to having 1 defensive team on bye.

After such a pathetic draft grade, DMcDuke is motivated to prove to the league that their picks will overachieve and bring home the trophy.

I like this analysis much better:

Overview:

We think you're looking good at quarterback and running back, and tight end is a plus for this team as well. Your squad is therefore easy for us to like despite a bit of weakness at the receiver position. But as weaknesses go, this is one is survivable. It's usually relatively easy to find fill-in guys on a weekly basis until a better player emerges during the season. As long as you stay on top of things inseason, you should be the league favorite or very close to it.

Players we particularly like on this team include Tom Brady, Frank Gore, Kevin Faulk, Ronnie Brown, Anthony Gonzalez, Devin Hester, Fred Taylor, Kyle Orton, Justin Gage, the Bears defense, and Nate Kaeding. We have all these guys ranked ahead of where they are typically being drafted.
Bottom line:

* With great inseason management, we think you have about a 80 percent chance of making the playoffs.
* With good inseason management, we think you have about a 65 percent chance of making the playoffs.
* With average inseason management, we think you have a 52 percent chance of making the playoffs.

In any event, we wish you the best of luck. Here's hoping all your weeks are like week 16 of 2005:
Santana Moss vs. NYG: 160 receiving yards, 3 TD
Torry Holt vs. SF: 163 receiving yards, 1 TD
Frank Gore vs. STL: 68 combined yards, 2 TD
Fred Taylor vs. HOU: 112 combined yards, 1 TD

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Feral:

Overview:

The quarterback position looks good, and we like your overall strength at the tradionally less important positions as well. Despite not being strong at running back and receiver, we think this team should be in the mix.

Nevertheless, we feel compelled to mention that the RB and WR positions make us a bit nervious and are likely to require some attention throughout the year. We'd feel much better if we knew you were committed to scooping up 2009's breakout players at RB and WR. Getting one or more of these would take this team to the next level.

Players we particularly like on this team include Trent Edwards and Jerious Norwood. We have both these guys ranked ahead of where they are typically being drafted.
Bottom line:

* With great inseason management, we think you have about a 65 percent chance of making the playoffs.
* With good inseason management, we think you have about a 50 percent chance of making the playoffs.
* With average inseason management, we think you have a 30 percent chance of making the playoffs.

In any event, we wish you the best of luck. Here's hoping all your weeks are like week 17 of 2008:
Darren Sproles vs. DEN: 132 combined yards, 2 TD
Larry Fitzgerald vs. SEA: 130 receiving yards, 2 TD
Jerious Norwood vs. STL: 78 combined yards, 2 TD
Cedric Benson vs. KC: 130 combined yards, 1 TD
Aaron Rodgers vs. DET: 308 passing yards, 3 TD

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Not that I mind, but you gonna be calling me antichrist all year?

If so, at least show a little respect....Mr Antichrist will do.
Just remember, you don't want to make me angry!!!!

BTW..... I' ll also answer to: Abomination of desolation, King of a most fierce countenance, Man of sin and son of perdition, Lawless one, Beast, Bloody and deceitful man, Wicked one, Man of earth, Profane and wicked prince of Israel, The prince that shall come, Angel of the bottomless pit.

Course you being just a Feral Pig...I expect Antichrist will be about the best you can do.

Nice Work everyone. Quickest Shark draft ive ever been a part of by far.

Its shaping up as a very competative league.

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Cant take that draft recap seriously when it says stuff like this:

Jerry's Kids made their worst pick of the draft in round 1, selecting LaDainian Tomlinson with the 8th pick of the draft, as compared to the 9th spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He's a project," Jerry's Kids coach finn2056 said.

Oh Snap!

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