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What do you call a guy with no arm and no legs in the ocean.




Bob.

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Yea, yea, yea, and the guy with no legs and no arms hung up on the wall is Art.....

Speaking of hung up, Jesus walks into a motel, slaps three nails on the counter and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"

BA-DA-BOOOMP!!!
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Extra bonus for the "BA-DA-BOOOMP!!!" :lol:

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For St. Paddy's Day...Three proofs that Jesus was Irish...

1) He never got married.
2) He never held a steady job.
3) His last request was a drink.

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gballs1 wrote:
Yea, yea, yea, and the guy with no legs and no arms hung up on the wall is Art.....

Speaking of hung up, Jesus walks into a motel, slaps three nails on the counter and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"

BA-DA-BOOOMP!!!

I love that one and haven't heard that in a while. :lol:
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.


I jus pissed my pants :lol:

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A couple oldies...

Why do jewish women like men that are circumcised?
They like anything that's 10% off.

What do jewish wives make for dinner?
Reservations.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

She was a woman.

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What did Hellen Keller's brother do to pick on her......?

Nail doornobs to all the walls.......

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Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too.......



How did Hellen Keller lose her arm?

She tried to read a stop sign doin about 50

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what was Helen Kellars dogs name.



ARRRRRRGGHHHH.

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lol thats great... :lol: I'll find some soon...

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Q. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?





A. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries.

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