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PostPosted: Fri 12.03.2004, 19:35 
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It's 7:30 here on the east coast, just got finished at work and I am checking in on the Tank. The wife is at home struggling with all of the kids. (he he) If she only knew how stressful it was wondering if Priest was done for the year, if Turf Toe is healing, if I made a mistake dropping a Johnson for a Cloom, or having to spend 10 minutes reading another Ben Ice interview! (just kidding Ben) Another late night at work, (and she thinks I am still working) or waking up in the middle of the night to see how Bulger did on Monday night football. You guys (and girls) are the only ones that understand my feelings.

Shall I tell her the truth about you....Tank.... or keep her guessing?


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im not sure how to tell you this , but I think we are having an afair with the same ppl

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:lol:

God only knows I've been having this affair for well over 3600 posts now.

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Buckmaster wrote:
It's 7:30 here on the east coast, just got finished at work and I am checking in on the Tank. The wife is at home struggling with all of the kids. (he he) If she only knew how stressful it was wondering if Priest was done for the year, if Turf Toe is healing, if I made a mistake dropping a Johnson for a Cloom, or having to spend 10 minutes reading another Ben Ice interview! (just kidding Ben) Another late night at work, (and she thinks I am still working) or waking up in the middle of the night to see how Bulger did on Monday night football. You guys (and girls) are the only ones that understand my feelings.

Shall I tell her the truth about you....Tank.... or keep her guessing?


Sticking around here, and staying away from your wife may be the best thing for your marriage.


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Here's a female response to this. If you're feeling a little guilty about spending so much on the Tank, make sure you help a bit more when you are at home w/the kids, chores, etc.

Or, a surprise night out or flowers would be nice too! Then you WOULDN'T have to feel soooo guilty when you're visiting us here at the Tank.

I WOULDN'T tell her, cuz she would NEVER understand your ocd (obsessive, compulsive disorder) tendencies when it comes to ff!

Take it from a woman's point of view!!

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Here's an easy way to decide:

If my avatar features a female sports journalist - take it as a sign that you need to come clean, apologize and spend more time on your wife.

If my avatar features a male sport journalist - keep this on the down low or you'll ruin it for the rest of us.

If my avatar features Joe Theismann - grab a mirror and try to make a face as smug as that bastid, then refresh the page and try again.

You are welcome in advance.

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FF Chick wrote:
Here's a female response to this. If you're feeling a little guilty about spending so much on the Tank, make sure you help a bit more when you are at home w/the kids, chores, etc.

Or, a surprise night out or flowers would be nice too! Then you WOULDN'T have to feel soooo guilty when you're visiting us here at the Tank.

I WOULDN'T tell her, cuz she would NEVER understand your ocd (obsessive, compulsive disorder) tendencies when it comes to ff!

Take it from a woman's point of view!!


Yeah right! Like you'd ever feel that quilty!

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I have a girlfriend I have been trying to get rid of....

I thought if I got on here 24/7 I would be able to get rid of her.....

She just keeps saying " What ever makes me happy, makes her happy"

I really hate that woman

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lundylove wrote:
I have a girlfriend I have been trying to get rid of....

I thought if I got on here 24/7 I would be able to get rid of her.....

She just keeps saying " What ever makes me happy, makes her happy"

I really hate that woman
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lundylove wrote:
I have a girlfriend I have been trying to get rid of....

I thought if I got on here 24/7 I would be able to get rid of her.....

She just keeps saying " What ever makes me happy, makes her happy"

I really hate that woman
Tell her to cook you dinner in the nude and bring you a beer while you are hangin' in the tank!!! :lol:


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lundylove wrote:
I have a girlfriend I have been trying to get rid of....

I thought if I got on here 24/7 I would be able to get rid of her.....

She just keeps saying " What ever makes me happy, makes her happy"

I really hate that woman


:lol: Lundy that's a friggin' riot. :lol:

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lundylove wrote:
I have a girlfriend I have been trying to get rid of....

I thought if I got on here 24/7 I would be able to get rid of her.....

She just keeps saying " What ever makes me happy, makes her happy"

I really hate that woman
omg :lol: :lol: thats the funniest thing Ive read this morning, one of my pet peeves is when your girl/wife asks you out of the blue ''what are thinking''?

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Buck,

One of the coolest threads you'll ever see in the tank. 8)

I say keep it quiet and fly under the radar. Sounds like you're a pretty content man to me.

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lundylove wrote:
I have a girlfriend I have been trying to get rid of....

I thought if I got on here 24/7 I would be able to get rid of her.....

She just keeps saying " What ever makes me happy, makes her happy"

I really hate that woman


tell her you want her to bring another woman home to share...that'll do it. if not, it'll be fun...


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Stuntman wrote:
lundylove wrote:
I have a girlfriend I have been trying to get rid of....

I thought if I got on here 24/7 I would be able to get rid of her.....

She just keeps saying " What ever makes me happy, makes her happy"

I really hate that woman


tell her you want her to bring another woman home to share...that'll do it. if not, it'll be fun...
Bravo!!!! GREAT suggestion!!! :D


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