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PostPosted: Sat 07.30.2011, 23:11 
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So what is the biggest BS line you've ever heard?


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PostPosted: Mon 08.01.2011, 13:01 
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Or more generally speaking, anything involving a man's height or a woman's weight on an online dating site.

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PostPosted: Wed 08.03.2011, 09:54 
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I hear people blaming every office at my community college, every staff member, every HS or college counselor or advisor they've ever seen...when in reality, Joe Student didn't get their shiz in on time.

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PostPosted: Mon 08.08.2011, 08:51 
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Take a kicker in the first rou :)


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PostPosted: Wed 08.10.2011, 09:14 
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PostPosted: Wed 08.10.2011, 17:36 
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Size doesn't matter

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PostPosted: Wed 08.10.2011, 17:50 
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Crackhead Bob wrote:
Size doesn't matter

:oops:

And here I thought you were going to say...

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It does not look like me


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PostPosted: Thu 08.11.2011, 12:47 
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he's just a friend.


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PostPosted: Sun 08.14.2011, 02:27 
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I go there for the wings, they are really good!

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PostPosted: Sun 08.14.2011, 18:47 
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PostPosted: Tue 08.16.2011, 16:01 
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Dominion wrote:
I go there for the wings, they are really good!

thats two BS lines in one sentence.

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PostPosted: Tue 08.16.2011, 17:48 
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I don't need drugs or alcohol to have a good time, I'm high on life.

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PostPosted: Tue 08.16.2011, 18:15 
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PostPosted: Sun 08.21.2011, 12:57 
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