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PostPosted: Fri 02.17.2012, 18:04 
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Bass player available for PAYING GIGS ONLY. I play G, C, D. If your songs are not in G, please transpose them into G. If your song has an Em or Bm or anything off the wall I will probably sit out that chord. Or I could learn those notes for $30 each. If you want me to do fancy stuff like go back and forth between G and D while you hold a G chord, forget it because I'm a "pocket" player. Minimum $100 per gig within a 5 mile radius of 39202. $5 per mile travel charge for other areas out of town. Please make sure your gigs are on a JATRAN bus route, or you can pick me up at my place. Must be home by 11pm due to previous legal hassles. No gigs within 500 yards of schools, parks, or playgrounds.

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So what's the back story for stumbling across this ad? DJs usually don't scout the talent.


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PostPosted: Fri 02.17.2012, 18:56 
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625james wrote:
So what's the back story for stumbling across this ad? DJs usually don't scout the talent.


A news reporter from Milwaukee that is one of my FB friends posted it on there. How or why he found it, I don't know.

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Which part was the "hilarious" part?


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feral pig wrote:
Which part was the "hilarious" part?


the part where crockette posted another stupid thing he heard on the radio.


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OK, that part is pretty hilarious.


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elven wrote:
feral pig wrote:
Which part was the "hilarious" part?


the part where crockette posted another stupid thing he heard on the radio.


You need to learn how to read. I said "television", not radio.

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crockett wrote:
elven wrote:
feral pig wrote:
Which part was the "hilarious" part?


the part where crockette posted another stupid thing he heard on the radio.


You need to learn how to read. I said "television", not radio.



I don't see where you stated either.


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feral pig wrote:
crockett wrote:
elven wrote:
feral pig wrote:
Which part was the "hilarious" part?


the part where crockette posted another stupid thing he heard on the radio.


You need to learn how to read. I said "television", not radio.



I don't see where you stated either.


you actually said you saw it on facebook, cocktard, but that ins't the point.


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PostPosted: Fri 02.17.2012, 21:03 
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elven wrote:
feral pig wrote:
crockett wrote:
elven wrote:
feral pig wrote:
Which part was the "hilarious" part?


the part where crockette posted another stupid thing he heard on the radio.


You need to learn how to read. I said "television", not radio.



I don't see where you stated either.


you actually said you saw it on facebook, cocktard, but that ins't the point.


People who use derogatory names against other people are just showing their level of insecurity.

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crockett wrote:
elven wrote:
feral pig wrote:
crockett wrote:
elven wrote:

the part where crockette posted another stupid thing he heard on the radio.


You need to learn how to read. I said "television", not radio.



I don't see where you stated either.


you actually said you saw it on facebook, cocktard, but that ins't the point.


People who use derogatory names against other people are just showing their level of insecurity.


people who kill innocent geese and get other people fired are sociopaths, so lets just call it evens.


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elven wrote:
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people who kill innocent geese and get other people fired are sociopaths, so lets just call it evens.


They weren't geese, they were ducks.

You really should just stop. You're embarassing your family.

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