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PostPosted: Fri 02.24.2012, 06:13 
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Now that I know the truth, the real answer is probably "no", but I can promise you that 20 years ago when I was a single, bar-hopping, horn dog that was always looking to score, my answer would have been "hell yeah!!"


IT'S TIME TO BANG THE DONUTS!

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PostPosted: Fri 02.24.2012, 09:35 
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we need to find a guy with two penix's and hook these kids up.

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dunno, seems kind of freakish....circus act, stuff. Yeah I guess I'd do it.

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PostPosted: Fri 02.24.2012, 10:17 
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dunno, seems kind of freakish....circus act, stuff. Yeah I guess I'd do it.


thats why everyone would hit it. you bring it home..it looks normal....It talks it sounds normal. When the bedroom door closes.....it not normal and gets freaky. Win Win Win.

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PostPosted: Fri 02.24.2012, 10:18 
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she has seen them all.

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she has seen them all.


That link is dead and its killing me.

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You could marry this girl and still be able to get a piece of strange every now and then. I’m in awe.

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She also found sex uncomfortable and wonderered why her girlfriends were baffled when she asked “which hole” to use with tampons.

Think that might have been a clue?

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she has seen them all.



She's also seen "The Bowling Ball"

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And here I was thinking she was one half of a pair of Siamese twins that were joined at the johnson and during the separation surgery, they inverted them.


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I once dated 2 hot Asians chicks. Close enough.



Given your obsession with my past, I do believe someone's a little jealous. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I appreciate your fixation on me though - it's nice to have fans! :thumbright:

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if i understand correctly there is nothing visibly different from an outwards standpoint. there is just a fork in the road a few inches in.

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Blzbba wrote:
SonOfDad wrote:
StoneCutter wrote:
And here I was thinking she was one half of a pair of Siamese twins that were joined at the johnson and during the separation surgery, they inverted them.


Blzzba wrote:
I once dated 2 hot Asians chicks. Close enough.



Given your obsession with my past, I do believe someone's a little jealous. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I appreciate your fixation on me though - it's nice to have fans! :thumbright:


especially the imaginary ones.


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HurricaneNamedDitka wrote:
if i understand correctly there is nothing visibly different from an outwards standpoint. there is just a fork in the road a few inches in.


:?:

"When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!"

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SonOfDad wrote:
Blzbba wrote:
SonOfDad wrote:
StoneCutter wrote:
And here I was thinking she was one half of a pair of Siamese twins that were joined at the johnson and during the separation surgery, they inverted them.


Blzzba wrote:
I once dated 2 hot Asians chicks. Close enough.



Given your obsession with my past, I do believe someone's a little jealous. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I appreciate your fixation on me though - it's nice to have fans! :thumbright:


especially the imaginary ones.


you keep telling yourself that as you masturbate to my Asian past.

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