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One of my fellow department heads decided that our two departments should start a prank war. I run shipping, she works in the lab. We've both used something from our respective departments, so anything that would use items from those areas are under high suspicion from the other department. That leaves the standby stuff.

Things I want to do:
-change her wallpaper to the blue screen of death and see if she freaks.
-use saran wrap to wrap her desk up
-I have this styrofoam bottle protector that will fit a computer mouse. I want to find some bonding agent, put her mouse in it, seal it, duct tape it, then wrap it up as a late birthday present (her birthday was yesterday)
-wrap up her department's lab coats on the coat tree in saran wrap for an early morning how do you do

Aside from that, I could use some more ideas. Her office and department work area are cubes and an office. The rules are no damage, nothing personal, and production cannot suffer because of a prank (because nobody wants to get fired). Can you guys help me?

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small scale....



larger scale.....

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Put a salmon in her office chair.

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Invisible Ink
Go into the victim's office and locate every pencil and pen in their desk. Paint the tips with clear nail polish. When they try to write, none of them will work. (After the prank is revealed, the nail polish can be removed by dipping the pens and pencils in polish remover.)


Kidnapped
Take an item from the victim's office (something they use a lot such as a special coffee cup, stapler, pencil cup, etc.). Take a picture of the item and leave it on the victim's desk (in the same spot where the item was located), along with a "ransom" note.

Hold My Calls
Coordinate several people to help you play this prank. Have them take turns throughout the day calling the victim and asking for "Larry." At the end of the day, have someone make the final call and say "This is Larry. Do you have any messages for me?"

Office Full
This prank is for a co-worker who has an office with a glass window in the door. Find a box slightly bigger than the window, cut off one end and tape it to the door around the window (with the open end at the top). Fill the box with empty cans, balloons, packing peanuts, or other item of your choice. When your victim looks in the window it will look like the entire room is filled! For added effect, put a chair or something behind the door to make it hard to open.

Can't Recognize>> NEW <<
Confuse your victim by changing all the icons on the computer desktop. Just rename all the icons to whatever you want. Then change the icon pictures: right click on each icon, choose "Properties" then the Shortcut tab, then "change icon."

Incorrect
If the victim uses Microsoft Word, go into the victim's computer and change the auto-correct feature so it misspells common words. Just open Word, choose "AutoCorrect Options" from the Tools menu, and have it replace common words like "the" and "and" with wacky words like "eggplant" or "Uranus." Be creative.

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good, good.

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I had something in mind but then I saw this and lost it somewhere in the chuckle

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"This whole world would be successful if everybody stopped quitting." - Evander Holyfield

Dude, ask her out, have sex and get over it already. Careful on that whole "sex & work" thing. The pitfalls are obvious.

As is the sexual tension between you too. HIT IT.

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You're on to something...

Obviously bang her...film the money shot (with audio)...send it to the rest of the company as a video titled..."new shipping protocol"

You should put one down on her chair and stick a business card in it, griff style.

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yuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

shaving cream on the earpiece of her phone, then call her. that one used to happen a lot in one of the offices i used to work in.

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Take it from a former shipping guy: don't fall for the black ink on the forklift steering wheel. After having been the victim just once, I got more than my fair share of sweet revenge!!

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My first thought also.

Already steps ahead of you, but that dog won't hunt: she's in a 4 year "non-casual" relationship.

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