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Would you hit it?
I'd court her proper! 81%  81%  [ 25 ]
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PostPosted: Sat 03.03.2012, 22:15 
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55-year-old grandmother looking to become Cowboys Cheerleader
There has never been an NFL cheerleader over the age of 42. But that could change next season because a grandmother is attempting to become a Cowboys Cheerleader.

Sharon Simmons, a grandmother of two that will turn 56 in May, has been working on routines with a former Cowboys Cheerleader in hopes of making the squad for the 2012 season.

Other than age, Simmons, who is an author, doesn’t see any difference between her and the tough competition she’ll face on May 5 when tryouts begin.

“On stage, I blend right in with women in their 20s, 30s and up,” she recently told CBS DFW. Simmons also said there is “absolutely no difference” between her body and those of the 20-somethings on the current team.

“I thought, that’s something I never tried,” Simmons said. “I always wanted to try out. I got real close in my early 20s, but got busy raising my daughter. And I thought, why not now?”

The Carrollton resident has been competing in fitness competitions since she turned 50, according to her Web site. And judging by the videos posted on her site it doesn’t seem like a lame publicity stunt. Simmons appears to be in very good shape.

“I love life. I’m having a blast. I’m having a ball,” she said.

Cincinnati Ben-Gals' Laura Vikmanis is considered the oldest NFL cheerleader at 42.

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She wouldn't look so bad if she wasn't orange. PSA to ladies: tanning yourself to burnt makes you look 20 years older than you are.

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I'm sitting home on a Saturday night contemplating digging in the sand mines. Yeah, I'd hit it.

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PostPosted: Sat 03.03.2012, 22:34 
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PostPosted: Sun 03.04.2012, 09:26 
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PostPosted: Sun 03.04.2012, 12:37 
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Yep, and would not want to leave out any daughters who were of age.


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She wouldn't look so bad if she wasn't orange. PSA to ladies: tanning yourself to burnt makes you look 20 years older than you are.

First thing I thought of was that over-tanned, burned up lady in "Something about Mary".. :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun 03.04.2012, 22:39 
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Wouldn't be choice one, but if I were single and had struck out down the ladder a bit at the bar... yeah.

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What's not to hit? She probably smells pretty good.

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beside the fake bake, she has man-hips.

i would not hit it.

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Since I highly doubt any shark here hasn't done worse at some time, the point is moot IMO.

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PostPosted: Mon 03.05.2012, 10:06 
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I'd hit it but from the back side. She looks annoying.

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