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PostPosted: Mon 04.09.2012, 13:12 
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An Indiana man had his scrotum severely torn when his “on-again, off-again” girlfriend entered his home and pummeled him in an attack that resulted in the woman’s arrest on several criminal charges, including two felonies.


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The man then called an ambulance, which transported him to Ball Memorial Hospital.

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PostPosted: Mon 04.09.2012, 13:14 
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APRIL 5--An Indiana man had his scrotum severely torn when his “on-again, off-again” girlfriend entered his home and pummeled him in an attack that resulted in the woman’s arrest on several criminal charges, including two felonies.


once for each ball?

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She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery, according to an affidavit.


small balls?

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PostPosted: Mon 04.09.2012, 13:16 
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You can't make this stuff up.

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PostPosted: Mon 04.09.2012, 14:11 
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that's nuts.


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PostPosted: Mon 04.09.2012, 16:02 
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That beyotch has got some balls...

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PostPosted: Mon 04.09.2012, 16:44 
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Ball Memorial Hospital? Man, that stuff just writes itself!

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PostPosted: Mon 04.09.2012, 21:36 
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Is that anywhere near Ball State University?

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Gill Posse wrote:
Is that anywhere near Ball State University?

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PostPosted: Tue 04.10.2012, 18:27 
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She sounds like she's a couple marbles short of a full sack


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PostPosted: Wed 04.11.2012, 23:36 
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Talk about a ball buster.


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She was only wanting to put them in her purse.


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'taint right.


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