I'm fat

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I'm certainly not fat, but so far today I've ate a huge sausage egg and cheese burrito from the roach coach, 2 donuts, 2 chocolate chip cookies, wings and fries, and a candy buckeye... I eat like this all the time...

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The fates are conspiring against me.

Wife has been on the road 9 out of the last 10 days. Couple that with a Cajun deli opening up in the little grocery store around the corner, and that turns into me eating Jambalaya and Étouffée almost every night for a week and a half. But it tastes so good, and I have enough left over for another diner tomorrow night. :D
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Why you so fat?

I'm getting tired of fat people. It's not healthy, and your fat rump will now raise my taxes.
There should be a separate fat section, so the non-fat don't catch the second hand fat.
Put the fat-asses in a fat section and the non fat-asses in the non fat-ass section.

Everybody gets to eat the same food, but the fat-asses have to eat their food outside. And no chairs for fatties.
Fat people are hard on chairs.

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Today I prepped 10 lbs of fish (5 lbs of halibut, 3 lbs of salmon, and 2 lbs of rockfish) and cut 10 potatoes for fish and chips to serve 10 people. I had two deep fryers going. I beer battered the fish and double fried the chips. Damn good. We had smoked salmon spread and sliced smoked salmon on pita chips and/or baguettes for appetizers. Watermelon. Cole slaw. Chocolate cake and cheesecake for dessert. The alcohol was flowing--beer, wine, margaritas (made using oranges, lemons, limes, tequila, and Grand Marnier). I wonder why I'm up at 2am?
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I went to a fish fry a couple hours ago. I had three small pieces of catfish. I had oral surgery on July 3 and I've lost ten pounds since. I can't eat anymore - my mouth is fine but I have no desire to eat. I sit here hungry and everything I think of to eat makes me not want to. So I don't.

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