As commissioner of my fantasy league I write a weekly newsletter. At this time of year with Halloween so close I have a "What we should or should not be afraid of in Fantasy Football" letter.
We should NOT be afraid of Jose Cortez (The new Eagles kicker) as the distance wide on his FG attempts is proportionate to the distance attempted.
We SHOULD always be afraid when a certain NFL RB (Pittman) tells everyone “I’ll drive”.
We SHOULD always be afraid when Najeh Davenport asks “Hey, Can I put my coat in your closet?”
We SHOULD always be afraid when you’re at Police headquarters and Ricky Williams asks “Got a match?”
Now it's your turn. As Sharks I expect your best.
Enjoy and Thanks!