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I'm sure Vikings fans can regale us with past stories, but I started paying attention when he called Brees, Brady and Peyton douches for allegedly holding up the CBA. Then I read this-

After careful consideration, Vikings punter Chris Kluwe will relinquish number 5 to McNabb-

“I will take number 4, since pi isn’t an option,” Kluwe said on Twitter.

“My price is thus: He has to mention my band Tripping Icarus in 5 news conferences and donate $5,000 to the charity I give to,” Kluwe said.

Kluwe also has suggested that, upon taking the number 4, he will change his name to Threepointone.


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PFT linked to this op-Ed piece Kluwe penned in response to former player Nate Jackson telling him to stay in his place and shut up. I highly recommend taking 5 mintues to read. Highly entertaining

http://deadspin.com/5823788/chris-kluwe ... -yes-i-can
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Nate Jackson's wiki page..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nate_Jackson

He also writes for Deadspin and recently got torched by Chris Kluwe, who has almost twice as many punts (474)[1] than Jackson (240)[2] has receiving yards.

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hes becoming my favorite viking.
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birddog wrote:hes becoming my favorite viking.


Speaking as an AD owner in a keeper league, Kluwe is my favorite Viking based on his behavior during this offseason. I don't own any jerseys for players from other teams, but I've been considering him, particularly during the last week.
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(Kluwe's) first missive of the 2011 season appeared on Thursday and the target was the NFL’s memo to teams regarding players faking injuries to halt the momentum of the opposition. He attached a picture of his handiwork to a tweet with the hashtag “somethingstupidwasboundtohappeneventually” and penned it in the form of a memo to NFL players from NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.

NFL Memo on Faking Injuries

Anyone who fakes an injury shall be publicly shamed by having their official position changed to “punter” or “kicker”. Remember gentlemen, this isn’t soccer. Play like you have a pair.

Rog


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I clicked on this thinking it was a Heidi Klum thread. *le sigh*
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Kluwe needs a raise
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He's heated today about NFL.com using a picture of Jamaal Charles' injury in a fantasy football promotion.

@ChrisWarcraft - well worth the twitter follow.

Here's the offending ad, originally tweeted by Robert Mathis, retweeted by a lot of ticked off players.

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I just picked him up in the psycho ward...just because... :hathat49:
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jstr2112 wrote:I just picked him up in the psycho ward...just because... :hathat49:


You're crazy.

(GET IT? CRAZY? PSYCHO? HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY)
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Shouldn't his name be 3.141592654?
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birddog wrote:Kluwe needs a raise


I heart C Klowe. love the article.
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jstr2112 wrote:I just picked him up in the psycho ward...just because... :hathat49:


You're crazy.

(GET IT? CRAZY? PSYCHO? HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY)

That's vunny very very vunny
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625james wrote:A
vonbearsalot wrote:
jstr2112 wrote:I just picked him up in the psycho ward...just because... :hathat49:


You're crazy.

(GET IT? CRAZY? PSYCHO? HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY)

That's vunny very very vunny


It's vunny 'cus it's twue. It's twue. It's twue!
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