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Here's the deal: Make the boldest, most wild predictions you have for this week's games. NO INJURY PREDICTIONS. Do you think Kevin Smith breaks the rushing record? Wallace catches 17 balls? Put 'em here!

Best prediction, both in accuracy and insanity will receive 1,000 sands (donations permitting)! There will be three of the best predictions pulled from the pile and voted on by the tank to determine the winner. Best of all, it's free to you!

The Rules:

1. No trunk hugging. If you wouldn't double-take at the statline or say "no way!" then it wouldn't fly here. "Turner rushes for 2 TD's in the same quarter" is NOT OOAL. The worst trunk-hugger's prediction will be posted to be lambasted by the tank. Don't be that guy. Go crazy!
2. Reel yourself in. Mixing two amazing performances into a single OOAL is one thing, but throwing a bunch into one makes it next to impossible to come true. "Brady throws 6 INT's, Locker throws 6 TD's while the Titans go on to put up 68 points in a shutout of the Patriots" has four OOAL predictions. Split them up to better your chances!
3. Read the thread! Try not to repeat another posters OOAL or "one up" them with a slight boost of rarity/stats. This is a thread for creativity, show it!
4. No editing your posts after kickoff.
5. Five predictions per post.
6. No injury predictions! As stated earlier, plus it's bad karma.
7. Donations welcomed!

Let's see 'em!

1. Andre Brown sets a Giants single-game record for rushing yards.

2. New England Patriots beat the Ravens by 40+ points.

3. RGIII has the worst QB stats of all starters this week, including Carson "My God I am Terrible" Palmer.

4. Chiefs pitch a shut-out against the Saints.

5. Aaron Rodgers comes back with a vengeance, throwing for 350+ yards and 5 TDs.

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1) Thursday Night's score is a 3-0 thriller

2) The 2nd half kickoff of the Sunday night game will be an onsides attempt

3) Thursday Night's score will have a combined 100+ points

4) A streaker will disrupt the game in Arizona (By the way, Im going to the game)

5) Tim Tebow will throw to Mark Sanchez for a TD

1. Two games this week will not see an offensive TD.
2. Eagles become first team in the history of the NFL to win their first 3 games by 1 point each.
3. Gostkowski misses a FG with less than 10 seconds to go to cost the Pats again.
4. Tony Romo takes a knee to end the game, and gets leveled by the Bucs.
5. Chris Johnson goes for 180 and 3 scores. Each TD longer than 10 yards.

1. There are 3 shutouts this week.
2. Stephen Hill goes for 200 yards and 2 TDS.
3. Chris Johnson is the #1 receiver this week and has 3TDS (1 rushing 2 receiving).
4. Ray Rice has 99 yards rushing again this week once again teasing those of us in leagues with 100 yard bonuses, but comes through with 100 receiving yards.
5. Peyton tops last weeks 3 interceptions with 6 this week.

1. Helu rushes for 200 yards and scores 2 TDs.
2. Greg Zuerlein sets NFL's Longest FG record, a 67-yarder.
3. Russell Wilson has 120 more passing yards than Aaron Rodgers.
4. Ogletree scores 3 TD's with 150 yards.
5. The main video screen in Cowboys Stadium will stop working in the 2nd quarter.

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12 Team 0.5 PPR
QB Tony Romo, Robert Griffin III
RB Ryan Mathews, DeMarco Murray, Doug Martin, Isaac Redman
WR Julio Jones, Percy Harvin, Denarius Moore, Mike Williams (TB)
TE Antonio Gates, Martellus Bennett
DST Broncos
K Justin Tucker

1. Andre Brown runs for more yards than Demarco Murray's 253.

2. Mikel Leshoure scores 4 TD's as he plays 100% of the snaps in the second half at RB.

3. Michael Vick outscores his fantasy output against the Redskins in 2010 of 49 points.

4. Brent Celek, the recipient of Vick throwing the ball to the correct team, nets 250 yards receiving with 3 TD's.

1. Smith and Lafell combine for 400 yards and 30 receptions.
2. Peyton Manning ties his career-worst with 6 INTs.
3. Vick throws for 4 INTs, Patrick Peterson has 2 of them, both for TDs.
4. Morris outrushes Reggie Bush, Murray, and McFadden combined.
5. KC breaks out of their funk with 350 rushing yards.

1) PHI defense scores more than ARZ offense
2) Reggie Bush has 10+ receptions (a feat he hasn't done since week 3 2008)
3) Owen Daniels has at least a 10-120-1 line
4) PHI, despite only being 3-4 point favorites, beats ARZ by more points than STL and MIA score combined
5) MJD comes to play with 200+ total yards and 2+ TDs

My first try at this. I shall try to be bold.

1. Brandon Weeden throws four TDs and five interceptions versus the Bills.
2. DeMarco Murray and Doug Martin run for a combined 360 yards and 5TDs.
3. Chris Johnson rushes for 100 yards and receives for 100 yards.
4. Brandon Lafell has more receiving yards than Calvin Johnson, Julio Jones and Andre Johnson combined.
5. Percy Harvin rushes for 100 yards and receives for 100 yards.

1. A ref gets punched in the face

2.Newton, Jstew and Smith all leave the game due to injury

3.Michael turner has 150+yards rushing and 3 touchdowns

4. Edelman has 50+ more yards than any other wr or rb in the pats ravens game

5. Drew Brees sets the single game passing yard record

Titus Young appears straight off the milk carton to the field 130+ and 2

Dmac 100 in both and 3

Edelman leads all pats in points by double digits in ppr...

Cutler throws more tds than picks . Jeffrey catches more tds than Marshall...

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I'm like a pitcher's mound I'm above the rest of the field... - Kwalified

You can probably step away from the trunk a little more there

I wrote that as double reverse psych for Cutler to have a good game and just ur basic time tested reverse psych about Marshall (with finnegan on him)

Perhaps a more standard oooal would be better - David Wilson throws more tds than Eli, then tosses a perfect game for the Phillies while on shrooms he got from one of Travis Henry's 84 women he had a kid with....

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I'm like a pitcher's mound I'm above the rest of the field... - Kwalified

WOOOOOO won my first OOAL last week

1. AP shows he's fully back by shredding the SF D for 200 total yards and 2+ TDs
2. Russel Wilson shows A.Rodgers how its done by outperforming him in Passing Yards, TD's and Rushing Yards
3. Arizona shows they are real by holding the Eagles to single digits and blowing them out by 20+
4. Ryan and Rivers get into a Passing Contest, combing for 900+ yards and 7+ TDs
5. I.Redman goes nuts and leads all RB's in fantasy scoring this week.

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12-Team Standard Scoring

QB- P.Manning,
RB- M Forte, Ridley, Blount, B Wells, Vick Ballard, M Reece
WR- Cruz, Bowe, Decker, T Young
TE - J Graham
Kicker- Gostkowski
Def: Denver