OOAL week 4 predictions

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Whale Shark
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Here's the deal: Make the boldest, most wild predictions you have for this week's games. NO INJURY PREDICTIONS. Do you think Kevin Smith breaks the rushing record? Wallace catches 17 balls? Put 'em here!

Best prediction, both in accuracy and insanity will receive 1,000 sands (donations permitting)! There will be three of the best predictions pulled from the pile and voted on by the tank to determine the winner. Best of all, it's free to you!

The Rules:

1. No trunk hugging. If you wouldn't double-take at the statline or say "no way!" then it wouldn't fly here. "Turner rushes for 2 TD's in the same quarter" is NOT OOAL. The worst trunk-hugger's prediction will be posted to be lambasted by the tank. Don't be that guy. Go crazy!
2. Reel yourself in. Mixing two amazing performances into a single OOAL is one thing, but throwing a bunch into one makes it next to impossible to come true. "Brady throws 6 INT's, Locker throws 6 TD's while the Titans go on to put up 68 points in a shutout of the Patriots" has four OOAL predictions. Split them up to better your chances!
3. Read the thread! Try not to repeat another posters OOAL or "one up" them with a slight boost of rarity/stats. This is a thread for creativity, show it!
4. No editing your posts after kickoff.
5. Five predictions per post.
6. No injury predictions! As stated earlier, plus it's bad karma.
7. Donations welcomed!

Let's see 'em!
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1) Chris Johnson has 3+ more fantasy points than any other rb against Houston's stingy defense
2) nick foles puts up 20+ fantasy points
3) drew brees has 6 or less fantasy points
4) the cardinals lose by 30+ points
5) tony Gonzales gets 25+ fantasy points non ppr
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Megalodon
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Romo throws for 400 yards 4 TDs and has 4 sacks or less against Chicago.

NO vs GB is the lowest scoring game of the week and there are no offensive TDs by either team.

Miami shreds Arizona's defense putting up 500 offensive yards and over 30 points.

NE and Buffalo put up over 100 combined points.

Monday night football once again has a game deciding controversial call on the last play of the game, Tuesday morning the media is demanding the replacement officials be reinstated.
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1) Exact final score of the Thursday night game: Ravens 44, Browns 13. (Same score as week 1 when the Ravens faced the Bengals at home).
2) Ryan Tannehill throws for over 350 yards on the road against the Cardinals.
3) The only rushing score in the 49ers/Jets game is by Colin Kaepernick.
4) Denarius Moore gets over 200 receiving yards and 2 TDs.
5) The Bears score touchdowns 4 different ways on Monday night: 1) a passing TD on offense, 2) a rushing TD on offense, 3) a defensive TD, and 4) a punt or kickoff return TD.
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Back to Back OOAL winner!!! \:D/ :thumbright:

1. Eric Decker has 20 receptions
2. Justin Blackmon breaks out for over 125+ yards rec 2 Td's and the Jags beat the Bengals
3. Buffalo Defense steps up and holds Tom Brady to under 200 yards passing, he throws more Int's than TDs and the Bills win.
4. Jake Locker goes nuts, 300+ yards pass 100+ yards rushing 3 total Tds, Tenn. wins
5. Two 60 yard FG's are made in the Oakland Denver game, one is the game winner
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Lance Easley interupts Ed Hochuli's coin toss with a metal folding chair to the back. He takes the mic and announces that the replacements aren't...going...anywhere.
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1. Cedric Benson runs for 4 TDs
2. Brandon Lloyd gets 199 yards [aggravating owners (me) with bonus points for 200 yards].
3. The NO vs GB game has less than 250 yards passing.
4. Mikel Leshoure runs for 100 yards in the first half but then gets 3 or less carries in the second half.
5. A QB throws a pick at the opponents one yard line. It is then returned for 99 yards where it is fumbled on the other 1 yard line. The offense then recovers it and runs it back for a TD. The total yardage for the TD, 198 yards. [I feel really good about this one]
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1. More points are scored in the GB/NO game than all three 4:05 games combined (MIA/ARI, OAK/DEN, CIN/JAC).

2. All three undefeated teams lose by more than a TD (all three play at home, no less).

3. Ray Rice produces more yardage and TDs than Brandon Weedon.

4. Sebastian Janikowski ties the record for most FGs in a game (8).

5. It's a trap! No TDs are scored in the CHI/DAL Monday Night Football game.
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1. Andrew Hawkins is a top 3 WR in PPR leagues and goes for over 150 total yards, 2 TDs versus Jacksonville
2. Steven Jackson breaks out of his funk, goes for over 100 yards rushing, 50 yards receiving and scores for the first time this year
3. Percy Harvin shreds Detroit for over 200 yards and 2 TDs
4. Marques Colston garners more receptions against Green Bay than he has totaled this year, with 12, 2 of them for TDs
5. CJsucKs doesn't completely suck. Has his best game of the year, and gets more than 25 yards rushing! Or instead, how about this - CJsucKs actually breaks out of his coma and gets over 100 yards rushing and 2 TDs against Houston, who has yielded less than 70 yards per game and one rushing TD in 3 games.

I hate my team - have all 3 of the turds here, CJsucKs, Colston and SJax. Doing this is more fun than setting my freakin line up. :F
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MuckemSayUh wrote:Back to Back OOAL winner!!! \:D/ :thumbright:

1. Eric Decker has 20 receptions
2. Justin Blackmon breaks out for over 125+ yards rec 2 Td's and the Jags beat the Bengals
3. Buffalo Defense steps up and holds Tom Brady to under 200 yards passing, he throws more Int's than TDs and the Bills win.
4. Jake Locker goes nuts, 300+ yards pass 100+ yards rushing 3 total Tds, Tenn. wins
5. Two 60 yard FG's are made in the Oakland Denver game, one is the game winner


What'd I do to you.

Signed the guy playing against Decker, about to drop Blackmon, just dropped Bills Defense and Tom Brady owner.
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1. Kahlil Bell leads the league in rushing this week.

2. Dennis Pitta's stat line tonight: 6 receptions, 74 yards, 2 TD's.

3. Isaiah Pead finally gets his first carry, and takes it for over 70 yards and a TD.

4. Mike Vick is replaced at halftime due to poor performance. Nick Foles leads an Eagles comeback to tie the game before the Giants drive and score the game winning score as time expires.

5. Santana Moss is the leading rusher in the Redskins-Bucs game.
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Elmagister wrote:Lance Easley interupts Ed Hochuli's coin toss with a metal folding chair to the back. He takes the mic and announces that the replacements aren't...going...anywhere.

:lol:

Cue Undertaker theme music.
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1. The "Big 3" QBs (Brady, Brees, Rodgers) all throw for 400+ yards and 4+ TDs with the regular refs back in charge.

2. Jamaal Charles is held to less than 45 yards rushing despite playing all 4 quarters.

3. Matt Stafford has more INTs returned for TDs than actual thrown TDs.

4. Chiefs steamroll the Chargers despite Bowe not recording a catch.

5. Jerome Simpson returns to action with 13+ receptions, 160+ yards, and 3 TDs.
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1. Jamaal Charles goes back to back weeks with 200+ yards rushing.
2. Victor Cruz goes for more yards than Andre Johnson, Calvin Johnson, and Roddy White combined.
3. Matt Schaub gets more fantasy points than Rodgers and Brees combined.
4. Ravens game is under 15 total points, no TDs scored.
5. Dolphins get shutout and lose by 30+ points.
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fishfry wrote:
Elmagister wrote:Lance Easley interupts Ed Hochuli's coin toss with a metal folding chair to the back. He takes the mic and announces that the replacements aren't...going...anywhere.

:lol:

Cue Undertaker theme music.

Oddly enough, I had Kane's music in mind when I submitted that. :lol:

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