I came across this list and thouight you guys might enjoy it...
"I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that." Jerry Rice.
"The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex." Carl Everett
"Ray Lewis is the type of guy, if he were in a fight with a bear I wouldn't help him, I'd pour honey on him because he likes to fight. That's the type of guy Ray Lewis is." Shannon Sharpe.
"I'm traveling to all 51 states to see who can stop 85." Chad Ochocinco.
"Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated." Jose Canseco.
"I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!" Karl Malone.
"The reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder." Tim McCarver.
"He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him." Scottie Pippen.
"Yankee pitchers have had great success this year against Cabrera when they get him out." Tim McCarver.
"When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey." Randy Moss.