On the last week of our fantasy football season, RB Phillip Lindsay, RB James Conner, and QB Deshaun Watson went for a combined 70 points. Only Phillip Lindsay went for a 28 burger but that was enough. I have been winning by getting 90 points from my Top 3 players and coasting in.

I have a decent lineup and I have a fantastic bench. And on that bench is WR Amari Cooper because he has been struggling to score. Amari Cooper goes for a 38 burger and I lose the week.

Hello and Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.  I consider it one of the greatest holidays because most people get Thursday and Friday off.  How cool is that? So enjoy your Turkey.  Enjoy your stuffing.  Devour that pumpkin pie.  Thanksgiving is a ...

Week 11 has arrived.  We are nearing the home stretch and the Bye weeks are getting down to the final count.  Every week is important and sometimes your team cannot find the end zone.  Somehow it becomes critical to try ...

The combination of Belichick and Tom Brady have cast a penumbra over the NFL. I am going to explain it through a list of bulleted sentences. Check this out …

Happy Halloween! There is a lot going on my friends. Personally and impersonally we have learned nothing. However, we are closing in on a solution. The NFL season is winding up and it is on full tilt. Generally speaking, there ...

Hello. It is Week 8 and the Fantasy Virgin is about to lose the first game of the year. What the what? Can this be? In fantasy football there are winning times and there are losing times. I actually had ...

This part of the year focuses on the harvest. The pumpkin patch. The end of apple picking season. The preparation for Halloween festivities. The danger of wishing back that hot summer when there is a hint of snow in the air. I want to let Don Henley know that for adults this is the time we should lament the end of Summer.

Where is the season going? It is on fast forward and I lost running back Jay Ajayi. Just when you thought the reigning Super Bowl Champions would be forced to run the football they find themselves without a running back and one game under .500.

Despite starting out 3-1 on the opening four matches day one, the US went on to only earn 7 ½ more points out of a possibility of 24 more to be had. In the end Team Europe took back the Ryder Cup with a score of 17 ½ to 10 ½ . It was ugly and we make no excuses. The US Ryder Cup team seems more out-of-synch on European soil than ever before.

Happy Week 4 in the NFL my friends and we are witness to history. Tiger Woods wins a golf tournament! The actual Fed Ex Cup Tournament Championship no less!  That takes temerity!  Now back to the NFL. Did you notice ...

Only two changes but the Red Sox have the best record in all of baseball. Their record is 103-47 as of this writing. That is 56 games over .500, and to put it bluntly, the team hits the ball and this team wins regular season baseball games. It just doesn’t make sense to see a team win 103 games with 12 more games to play.

What do you do when you turn 50? I asked that question earlier this year and came up with a long weekend in Rapid City South Dakota to see Mount Rushmore, Crazy Horse Memorial, and Custer State Park. So I got these off of my bucket list and it was a thoroughly enjoyable experience. Here are some takeaways.

It is football time again. Every time you think it is gone long enough it comes back and sneaks up on you. Kind of like Christmas in a way because you know it is coming and people are talking about ...

Greetings and salutations.  It is the 17th year of the Virgin Chronicles A.K.A The Diary of a Fantasy Virgin.  Football is coming and that means it is time to break out the old fancy word processor and tap on the ...

It is the end of the season in the National Football League.  We wait all season and Super Bowl LII has arrived.  What are the themes?  What are the memes?  Who is going to win?  All of that and more ...

Then there were two.  I went 2-0 over the weekend.  Philadelphia won big behind the stylings of quarterback Nick Foles.  The Patriots proved again that they can win without tight end Rob Gronkowski.  I went 7-3 overall just like last ...

It is Championship Weekend and I went 3-1 last weekend.  Not bad but not perfect.  Ah…prognostication is the folly of fools.  Just like timing the stock market my friends — it is a fool’s errand.  One of the differences in ...

I predicted that Kansas City's defense would scheme the heck out of quarterback Marcus Mariota; it worked a little bit but it gave way after a freak own catch resulted in the first touchdown for Tennessee. I think Bill Belichick is going to really-really scheme quarterback Marcus Mariota. This means easy time for New England at home as they carry on this week.

It is prognostication time for the Virginator as I get to talk about all things football.  I remember watching Roger Staubach and Terry Bradshaw so it is fun to write about Matt Ryan and Tom Brady.  By the way folks, ...

Listen my friends.  It has come to pass that the statutory system is involved in an automatic interval.  This is my gift to my friends on this holiday  The system is very Jimmy Garoppolo and I am nonetheless affected. Certainly ...

Ben Roethlisberger fakes a spike and throws it late over the middle to only have it get tipped and intercepted … and a loss! What is up with New England and these crazy within the moment games? It was Tom Brady’s 51st comeback in his career. Fifty Freaking One!

It is a sad day when the quest for fantasy football dominance ends but it did today on none other than Jimmy Graham ... the fourth-ranked tight end in fantasy football. If he got his 11 points per game I would be moving on.

What did I do? I should have run away. I went with Cam Newton instead of Alex Smith and Smith went for 49 points.

It was awesome to see the long throw from QB Josh McCown to Robby Anderson in a Nerf Football moment of my youth. It happened that way. And the virginator pulled out a win. I am 7-5 heading into the last week of our Fantasy Football League.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone and may the holiday bring much-needed time for whatever your tradition has become. It seems like the traditional Norman Rockwell scene has been replaced with chaos and of course the National Football League. The first Thursday ...

This Is Really My Team? This is the kind of stuff that comes out of your mouth on Wednesday evening. After all of the injuries like Aaron Rodgers, and all of the surprises like how about them New Orleans Saints or Los Angeles Rams, you could have your head spinning.

This of course alludes to the unfortunate “non-contact” injury accidentally received by the greatest 2017 NFL player in the name of Deshaun Watson. Not only is his talent in question for 2017 but his receivers are too. I am talking about you Will Fuller.

It is Week 9 in the NFL.  Your team is your team.  There are Fantasy prospects still to be found, there are prospects that need to be found a few weeks ago and of course there are prospects on draft ...

Oh that NSYNC. Yes I am talking to you Chris Kirkpatrick, Joey Fatone, Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, and Lance Bass. You haunt the virginator’s articles when more than three players on my team are on a bye. And when I find myself in this dilemma it ain’t no lie, I should be losing.

It is Week 7 and the second week of my shiny new Fantasy Football team.  QB Deshaun Watson is at the helm and RB Jerick McKinnon along WR Will Fuller fill in the blanks.  But is it enough this week?  ...

So I may have been too early to quit on Cam Newton but that is OK. I will have him in my back pocket until Deshaun Watson stops throwing down 40-burgers. Deshaun went for 48 points this week in a losing cause.

The Americans came out charging. They almost clinched the Presidents Cup on Day 2 taking a 14½ to 3½ lead. The U.S. only needed 15½ points to secure the cup and they did on Sunday. The course and its vistas were resplendent with the New York City skyline in the background.

Before we start out this week, keep all the inhabitants of Puerto Rico and those affected by Hurricane Maria in your thoughts and prayers.  The company I work for has a presence in Puerto Rico and power and overall infrastructure ...

My team had a horrible week highlighted by Jordy Nelson going for zero with a quad issue and Jimmy Graham going for one point with an ankle. I hope both players get better soon! Uh oh. The best player on my team was my kicker Matt Bryant, with 16 points. The second best was my defense with Kansas City going for 14 points. You have got to be kidding me.

Please say a prayer for everyone affected by Hurricane Irma.  And now onto the NFL. Well that happened!  Week 1 in the NFL happened and there were consequences!  The Patriots lost!  Heck yeah.  There were definitely consequences.   And what ...

Hurricane Irma wants to take over the news cycle so everyone be safe.  I know everyone is hoping and praying all affected by this storm comes through it OK.  It is Football time in America again.  Every year it happens ...

Hello.  As I begin this week’s article,  we must please pause to take a moment to acknowledge the devastation caused by Hurricane Harvey.  Everyone affected by Harvey are in our thoughts and prayers. School has arrived to the children of ...

Hello. Hello. Hello. It is the 16th year of “The Virginator.” I am back to go through another season of fantasy football with all of you. This is a public display of unintelligent intelligence if there is such a thing. ...

We are finally here! Super Bowl LI has arrived and we are back to Roman Numerals. They must have read my Roman protest last year in this very article but I am thinking the NFL does not care about the ...