KEEPING AHEAD: High Fives with MJ

The mess just keeps coming.

Dak Prescott out.

Le’veon cut.

A.J. Green quit.

More positive tests shutting down facilities – currently the Atlanta Falcons (and their opponent, the Vikings) are the latest potential COVID-impacted teams.

Like I said, it’s a mess. And whenever I have a mess, you know what I do? I make lists. Copious amounts of them in fact:

5 (Semi) Productive Players That I Find Too Boring To Own

• Jamison Crowder
• Robert Woods
• Adrian Peterson
• Kirk Cousins
• Any Tight End not named Travis Kelce

5 Favorite 2020 Rookies

• James Robinson
• Laviska Shenault, Jr.
• Chase Claypool
• Justin Jefferson
• Justin Herbert

5 Running Backs I Trust Every Week (THE ONLY 5)

• Alvin Kamara
• Derrick Henry
• Ezekiel Elliott
• Dalvin Cook
• Aaron Jones

5 Deep Rookie Stashes I Hope Pay Off

• Jalen Reagor
• Denzel Mims
• Lamical Perine
• Tua Tagovailoa
• Quintez Cephus

5 Players I Made Sure To Get On Every Team

• Allen Robinson
• JuJu Smith-Schuster
• Laviska Shenault, Jr.
• Darius Slayton
• Alexander Mattison (I have a lot of Dalvin Cook, but Mattison is a more fun add)

5 Players I Was 100% Wrong About (so far)

• Russell Gage
• Van Jefferson
• Anthony Miller
• Joshua Kelley
• Zack Moss

5 Favorite IDP Players (non-Darius Leonard edition)

• Mike Hilton
• Aaron Donald
• Patrick Queen
• Khalil Mack
• T.J. Watt

5 All-Time Favorite Detroit Lions

• Barry Sanders
• Kenny Golladay
• Calvin Johnson
• Jahvid Best
• Titus Young

5 Favorite Christopher Nolan Movies (Ranked!)

• Memento
• The Dark Knight
• Inception
• Following
• The Prestige

5 All-Time Favorite Drama TV Shows

• Breaking Bad
• The Leftovers
• The X-Files
• True Detective (Season 1 Only)
• Westworld (Season 1 and 2 Only)

5 All-Time Favorite Comedy Shows

• Seinfeld
• Curb Your Enthusiasm
• Arrested Development
• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
• The Office/Parks and Rec/Brooklyn 99/The Good Place (Yes, this is what you call.. cheating)

5 Funny Things My Wife Has Said While Sleeping/Tired

• “Did your boyfriend have culinary school Halloween stuff?”
• “I’m keeping the peninsula of the challenge.”
• “Are there any other categories they could be in?”
• “People, people, people!” (Repeated)
• “Ah Halleluiah, Hot Darn!”

5 Most Loyal Readers of My Columns

• Dana Postman
• Steve Fiori
• Jeff Zakrzewski
• Jeffrey Hermanson
• My Mom

Read on for this weeks Hits, Holds & Folds..