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KEEPING AHEAD: High Fives with MJ

The mess just keeps coming.

Dak Prescott out.

Le’veon cut.

A.J. Green quit.

More positive tests shutting down facilities – currently the Atlanta Falcons (and their opponent, the Vikings) are the latest potential COVID-impacted teams.

Like I said, it’s a mess. And whenever I have a mess, you know what I do? I make lists. Copious amounts of them in fact:

5 (Semi) Productive Players That I Find Too Boring To Own

5 Favorite 2020 Rookies

5 Running Backs I Trust Every Week (THE ONLY 5)

5 Deep Rookie Stashes I Hope Pay Off

5 Players I Made Sure To Get On Every Team

5 Players I Was 100% Wrong About (so far)

5 Favorite IDP Players (non-Darius Leonard edition)

5 All-Time Favorite Detroit Lions

5 Favorite Christopher Nolan Movies (Ranked!)

  • Memento
  • The Dark Knight
  • Inception
  • Following
  • The Prestige

5 All-Time Favorite Drama TV Shows

  • Breaking Bad
  • The Leftovers
  • The X-Files
  • True Detective (Season 1 Only)
  • Westworld (Season 1 and 2 Only)

5 All-Time Favorite Comedy Shows

  • Seinfeld
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm
  • Arrested Development
  • It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  • The Office/Parks and Rec/Brooklyn 99/The Good Place (Yes, this is what you call.. cheating)

5 Funny Things My Wife Has Said While Sleeping/Tired

  • “Did your boyfriend have culinary school Halloween stuff?”
  • “I’m keeping the peninsula of the challenge.”
  • “Are there any other categories they could be in?”
  • “People, people, people!” (Repeated)
  • “Ah Halleluiah, Hot Darn!”

5 Most Loyal Readers of My Columns

  • Dana Postman
  • Steve Fiori
  • Jeff Zakrzewski
  • Jeffrey Hermanson
  • My Mom

Read on for this weeks Hits, Holds & Folds..

About MJ Brown

MJ Brown has been an avid fantasy football keeper league enthusiast and player for over a decade. A member of the Fantasy Sports Writers Association, MJ delivers weekly content on multiple platforms, bringing a combination of advice, humor, and tips to keep your team at the top of your league.