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Patrick Willis

Patrick Willis once sacked the quarterback before the ball was snapped. He was not offsides.

Patrick Willis wears pads and a helmet because it is mandated by the league rules. Everyone else in the NFL wears pads and a helmet because of Patrick Willis.

Patrick Willis CAN believe it’s not butter.

Patrick Willis once returned a fumble and an interception for a touchdown on the same play.

Patrick Willis likes his eggs sunny side up, with salt, pepper, and ground wide receiver.

Chances are, at some point in your life, you have, or will be tackled by Patrick Willis.

Patrick Willis has slammed a revolving door.

Patrick Willis has a photographic memory. He knows eveyone’s number, in the entire world, by heart. He owns a phone book simply so he can rip it in half. With one hand.

“Back at One,” by Brian McKnight was written about Patrcik Willis.


Patrick Willis does not think that comparisons between himself and Ray Lewis are fair. He is only to be compared to Babe Jordan-Gretzky.

It has been said that Barry Bonds once hit a homerun and the ball never landed. This is not true. The story has been confused with that of the time that Patrick Willis once hit a running back, who never landed.
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Patrick Willis doesn't read play books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Patrick Willis once tackled a running back simply by looking at him.

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People wear superman pajamas...Superman wears Patrick Willis pajamas

Patrick Willis does not wear a cup. His balls tackle anything that comes their way

Patrick Willis tackled the Virgin Mary and Jesus was born

Patrick Willis one visited the Tuscan countryside. His presence alone impregnated every woman in the village. 9 months later, they gave birth to the 1972 Dolphins, the only unbeaten and untied team in NFL history.

Patrick Willis knows exactly where in the world Carmen San Diego is...because he dropped her @ss for a 5 yard loss.

Patrick Willis is the reason why waldo is hiding.

At night, the boogyman checks the closet for Patrick Willis

Patrick Willis wasnt the eleventh pick of the draft, he was the first... TWICE.

Patrick Willis doesn't tea-bag women, he potato-sacks them

One time while tackling Wolverine, Patrick Willis accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter

Patrick Willis doesn't wear condoms because there is no protection from Patrick Willis

A hit from patrick willis makes you regret the day your mother ever laid eyes on your father.
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Last night, I walked in on Patrick Willis, banging my girlfriend doggystyle.

I applauded, then asked for his autograph...

...he signed my #52 jersey, then proceeded to finish.

I watched.
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Ronnie Lott once lost half of his pinkie finger in a game. That piece of finger grew into Patrick Willis

The NFL has renamed the "injury list" to "Hotel Willis"

The US Govt. denies Patrick Willis even exists

For his workouts, Patrick Willis bench presses Larry Allen.

On draft day, commissioner Goodell offered his hand in congratulations. Instead, Patrick Willis tackled him through the podium.

Human cloning is outlawed because if Patrick Willis were cloned, then it would be possible for a P52 tackle to meet another P52 tackle. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

If Patrick Willis and Chuck Norris were in a room at the same time it would prematurely cause the second coming of christ.

What happens to a player who suffers a career ending hit? They go on Willised reserve

Patrick Willis plays Linebacker, because if he played running back he would still get tackled by Patrick Willis.
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Chuck Norris has a Hero. His name is Patrick Willis
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Restaurant owners pay Patrick Willis to eat breakfast at home. Nothing can scramble near Patrick Willis.

Patrick Willis waters his lawn with a hose. Rain can't get past Patrick Willis.

When Patrick Willis was born he busted out, knocked over the doctor trying to catch him, ran down the hall, and tackled a patient with a kidney stone because someone said he was about to pass.

Patrick Willis is recognized by the United Nations as a terrorist organization.

There have been no earthquakes in San Francisco since 2006. Nothing shakes Patrick Willis.
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Patrick Willis held Adrian Peterson to 3 yards, effectively pissing off fantasy nerds worldwide

It's not funny but its true
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