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Tom Brady and Bill Belichick
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konstant15 wrote:Brady: Bill, how are we going to beat the jets.

Bill: easy, just run the Statue of Liberty.

Brady: like this??

Bill: ..............
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Baker Mayfield & Hue Jackson
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jamcutpost wrote:Baker Mayfield & Hue Jackson
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Listen Baker, I know its your first practice and you are a winner, but you got to remember that here in Cleveland, we do things differently. We play to lose. The more you lose, the safer my job is.
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Hue - Wax on right hand, wax off left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through the nose, out through the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe. Very important.
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theoutlawdekepatton wrote:Hue - Wax on right hand, wax off left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through the nose, out through the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe. Very important.


Nah, thats too accomplished for Hue. How about this:

Hue - Shampoo is made out of poo.
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Now put your arms around my waist.
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jamcutpost wrote:Baker Mayfield & Hue Jackson
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Hue: I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.

Baker... coach?
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“Rememeber one thing Baker, even if you completely :censor: up, the Bengals will still give you a job”
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theoutlawdekepatton wrote:
theoutlawdekepatton wrote:Hue - Wax on right hand, wax off left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through the nose, out through the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe. Very important.


Nah, thats too accomplished for Hue. How about this:

Hue - Shampoo is made out of poo.


Ok. Got it this time:

Hue - You are unique and wonderful. Just be you and you are going to shine. Just listen to everything I have to say and do exactly as I tell you.
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jamcutpost wrote:Baker Mayfield & Hue Jackson
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Baker...be honest. Do I look like I've been crying?
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jamcutpost wrote:Baker Mayfield & Hue Jackson
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"Look at me. LOOK AT ME!....I will never leave you"
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Hue : Oh you are so full of crap. Your five foot nothin', a hundred and nothin' and hardly have a spec of athletic ability and you hung in with the worst football team in the land for two months, and you were also going to walk out of here with a lucrative rookie contract in this life time you don't have to prove nothing to nobody except yourself and after what you gone through if you haven't done that by now, it aint gonna never happen, now go on back.

Baker: I'm sorry I never got you to win your first game in here.

Hue : Hell I've won too many games in this Stadium.

Baker : I thought you said you never won a game...

Hue : I've never won a game from the sideline.

Baker : You were a coach?

Hue : I coached here for two years thought I wasn't winning because of my color I got filled up with a lot of attitude so I quit, still not a week goes by I don't regret it, and I guarantee a week won't go by in your life you won't regret walking out letting them get the best of you. Do you hear me clear enough?

Baker: What the hell are you talking about?
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My caption is being proofread by a team of editors. I completed the first draft but I was told I needed to re-write Chapter 3.
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endzoneview wrote:My caption is being proofread by a team of editors. I completed the first draft but I was told I needed to re-write Chapter 3.

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