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Not Coming To A Theater Near You

10 Fantasy Football Movies I’d Like To See

1.

      

Quarterback
To The Future

 

Plot:

  Daunte Culpepper plays himself as a washed-up
football player who tries to travel back in time to recover his throwing
accuracy and avoid further hate mail from the numbskulls who continue to draft
him on their fantasy rosters.

 

2.

      

Sleeper
In Seattle

 

Plot:
Tom Hanks plays a widow whose son tries to distract him with annoying
suggestions to pick up Maurice Morris in the upcoming fantasy draft.

 

3.

      

Bird
On A Waiver Wire

 

Plot:
Mel Gibson and Goldie Hawn’s attempt at rekindling love takes a turn for the
worse when they can’t agree which Baltimore Raven to pick up during drop/adds.

 

4.

      

The
Last Auction Hero

 

Plot:
In this biopic, Arnold Schwarzenegger discusses how winning his fantasy auction
league inspired him to become a champion body builder, multimillion dollar
movie star, and California governor.

 

5.

      

Jeepers
Keepers

 

Plot:
On their way to a keeper draft, siblings run from a flesh-eating monster
attracted by outdated fantasy football magazines.

 

6.

      

Free
Agent Cody Banks

 

Plot:
In this sequel, Hillary Duff ’s role is unexpectedly played by Jessica Simpson,
a distracting musician whose sex appeal threatens the career of a promising
Dallas Cowboy.

 

7.

      

Commissioner
Impossible

 

Plot:
In this heart wrenching documentary, various hapless commissioners share their
tales of abuse by unappreciative fantasy team owners.

 

 

8.

      

 Beyond the RBBC

 

Plot:
Kevin Spacey plays a musician trying to juggle his professional and
recreational responsibilities by crooning about his favorite running back
tandems.

 

9.

      

Transaction
Jackson

 

Plot:
Steven Jackson plays himself as a frustrated Rams running back relieving the
shame of having a poor offensive line by creating a fantasy football team he
can actually be proud of.

 

10.

  

It’s
A Wonderful Draft

 

Plot:
The wife of a fantasy football junkie dresses up as an angel to deliver the
message that the guys in his league would be much happier if he took of a year
off to spend time with family.

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