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Nursery Rhymes for Fantasy Football Fathers

L

ike
many fantasy football dads out there, some days I would rather get run over by
a linebacker than read the same poems over and over again.
  So, to
preserve the last shreds of my sanity and prepare

both

my daughter and I for the upcoming fantasy football season, I
created some new verses to her favorite poems.
 Getting her to fall asleep at night has never
been easier!

 


Hickory
Dickory Dock,

It’s
been days since my last mock.

Need
to hone my craft,

So
I kick ass at the draft.

Hickory
Dickory Dock.

 

Laveranues
Coles was a merry old soul,

And
a merry old soul was he.

He
called for a throw,

But
he called it too slow.

Now
the Jets will be lucky to win three.

 

What
are Cowboys made of?

Barber,
Romo, Owens, and Folk;

Doesn’t
really matter,

Because
they always choke.

And
that’s what Cowboys are made of.

 

Wee
Willie Parker

Runs on the field,

Until
he starts to fumble

And
then his fate is sealed.

Owners
want to know

If
he will get the ball,

Or
will he lose the carries

To
Rashard Mendenhall.

 

There
was a crooked coach,

Who
was a crooked cheat,

He
made some crooked tapes,

He
took some crooked heat,

Lost
a pick in the crooked draft,

Then
lost to the Giants,

And
everyone laughed.

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