I’m sure by now you’ve probably all heard Shaq’s impromptu rap in which he blasts Kobe.
My intent is not to stick up for Kobe, that’s the last thing I want to do.
But, in the name of good taste Shaq must be stopped.
I stood by in 1996 and did nothing to stop the making of
Kazaam and I refuse to sit idle and let Shaq wreak that kind of pain again.
I figured the best way to confront Shaq was to fight fire with fire.
So, I penned my own little rap and here it is…
I wanna give big props to the Maricopa top Cop
He made Shaq, give his badge back
The Diesel brought his best free-style rap
But all he did, was expose his skills as crap
An over the hill Shaq rode D-Wade to the ‘ship
Now he thinks his weak lyrics are really hip
Shaq claims that he lives next to P-Diddy
But that don’t mean he’s one-tenth as witty
The Suns brought in the Diesel to make a long playoff run
Too bad his overpaid ass couldn’t get it done
Shaq’s on the downside of a once brilliant career
But, like a thief in the night, he better get out of here
He’s under contract through 2010
He’ll be stealin’ 40-mil between now and then
I live next to Chuck, he’s the old dude next to me
Excuse me, Chuck lives next to me
Shaq wants to blame Kobe for his divorce
Maybe his infidelity was the driving force
You’re as lucky as a leprechaun with a four-leaf clover
‘Cuz this rap is officially over.
There you have it, one mans attempt to make a difference.
My question to Shaq is, ‘How’s my rap sound?
Tell me how my rap sounds.’