It is the thirteenth week. The only time I get to use triskaidekaphobia in a sentence. Who needs to fear the number 13 when you have those Ro-Mowens boys? Such nice boys they are. And getting their work over and done with early in the week as well is a bonus for the lineup. So what to do and were to go this week? I would say that we are coming down the stretch.
And Down The Stretch They Come
Down the stretch is right on target. In most leagues there are 14 games followed by a 2 game playoff. The problem is that the two best teams are in my division. So we need to go as a wildcard and hope for a battle in the finals. But it is tricky this time of year. As the saying goes, you are only as good as the ponies you ride. And that means you can’t win if they don’t play.
They Need A Reason To Play
One year later and the final installment of Pirates of the
Final Game Jitters
Barring an outrageous performance by Mr. B. Watson, my team the Cromwell Demolition will go into the final game of the season with a record of 9-4 with an outside chance at the best record in the league. It is only an outside chance because I lose the tiebreaker if there is one. So bring us some Figgy Pudding and some Sugarplums. I want to know what those taste like before I can get a vision of them dancing in my melon.
Master D.
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