The Virgin has a new Bat time on the same Bat Channel. Makes me think out loud… “Holy Tuesday’s Caped Crusader!” Oh what a difference a day makes… or two.
Any who, the Virgin is capable of change and all pretense is abandoned for the post-mortem that is the fantasy football week. So with this new time we get to talk about the week that was. And this is reporting to you from the new BatCave. The Virgin purchased a plot of land to call his own and this humble computer specialist has arrived. So… “onward to the Batmo-article boy wonder!” My first area of pursuit you ask? That would be the injury of Andre Johnson.
Why Get Injured Andre?
The Texans had this crazy statistic. This is not going to be exactly right but out of 37 pass plays so far this year, something like 35 were directed toward Andre Johnson. Summarily, the Virgin has been riding this horse and benefiting like no other in the world of the Fantasy Football. Outrageous numbers from Andre combined with the shenanigans of T.O. and the result has been crazy numbers.
But this week is without Andre and the result?… yes… don’t cry for me… for I lost.
My Opponent Had -1 From Their QB?
When you log on for your score, you peruse through the top-line and some things stick out. They stick out like that white ball in the middle of the fairway. When your QB has a -1, you are toast. I feel so bad for those who have Bulger. That Ram offense was the very best in (Howard Cosell voice)… “The league that is National Football… right there!” That is unless you have Anquan Boldin. Boldin goes crazy and I am a loser by at least 17 points. The kicker is that my team threw up a score that would have beaten 8 of the 12 teams in my league. The price is just sometimes so wrong Bob! Well, since I am on another day, I will re-introduce myself to maybe a new crop of fans coming to this site on a different day.
The Diary of A Fantasy Virgin Retrospective
Hello, my name is Tim and this is my 115th article on this fantasysharks.com website. I am the Fantasy Virgin. Who says you cannot be a virgin more than once? I created the Fantasy Virgin persona the first year that my roommate from college (editor Rob Schare) asked me to write for this site. I guess I owed him some money and this is the price I pay for it. I am a Red Sox fan. I love Walt Disney World and one year I did spend 54 calendar days at Walt Disney World. I am a fan of the geographical area known as
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