Say you are in a Fantasy League chock full of players throughout the
United States and beyond… How do you decide how to best inform
your league about the draft order? Sure, you could use a website to
randomly generate the draft order, but where’s the fun in that?
It’s the culinary equivalent of a hummus plate.
Over the years, the select few have taken it upon themselves to
upgrade their efforts. The ones that do usually enlist the help of
their friends or family to video tape their cheesy antics while
wearing a suit, picking names out of a bowl, and using a wooden
spoon as a microphone. But come on… why embarrass yourself when
you could act like a real man and achieve better results?
Let’s face it, the last thing you want when you have a big appetite
is a plate of hummus. If you want to roll with the big dogs, you
have to have a man-sized feast. So when thinking about our draft
lottery this year, I decided to take things to a whole new level. I
didn’t know a thing about video production last week, but after many
hours and hundreds of cuss words, I’ve come up with something that
gets me pumped for the 2007 season every time I watch it. That’s
right, I’m not even afraid to say that I have the best damn draft
video on YouTube.
So, take a look at our draft lottery video for the “Theatre Of
Pain.” Don’t you think it’s time to throw your teams a real bone and
give them something that they can actually sink their teeth into?
Isn’t it time for a big plate of meaty, beer-battered, 7 alarm
buffalo wings with a side of seasoned garlic fries?