10 Coolest Football Names
children of the 80’s, this name brings back a lot of good memories, but raises some
Are we far off from seeing
a Playstation Bigby?
And, is it me, or
does Xboxthreesixty Bigby just not work as well?
He probably spent his early
years being teased for his sissy name.
So what does he do about it?
a 300+ pound Tackle for the New York Giants.
No one laughs anymore but Guy.
he the lovechild of Duddley “Booger” Dawson from
Revenge of The Nerds and Todd
McFarline, the creator of
too awesome to imagine, but I can dream anyway…
wasn’t long ago when Cadillac was considered a priceless treasure of the Tampa
Too bad these days, this Cadillac
is run down, out of gas, and needs a serious upgrade.
5. Ryan Plackemeier
one may seem forced, but… did you know what happens when you remove the “me”
from this dude’s last name and replace it with “ck?”
Check it out.
It’s an anagram for “Placekicker.”
Want to guess what this guy does for a living?
That’s right, he is a Punter.
Sorry Reggie Corner, Corner Back of the Buffalo
Bills, Ryan has you beat!
don’t get more badass than Scorpio.
me think of Hank Scorpio, the
evildoer with the “doomsday device” who blows up the
59th Street Bridge in Season 8 of the
If you have no idea what I am talking about,
I feel sorry for you.
first time I heard his name, I swear I thought the announcer called him “Human
For that reason alone, he is
you know Houshmandzadeh is a compound name meaning the “son of wisdom?”
I read that on Wikipedia, so it’s gotta to be
“You mean Houshmandzadeh from the
“Put him on the board.’
‘ Lock him up.
Madison Hedgecock and Danny Woodhead
only way to trump this is if a Penischlong joins the NFL.
his yellow counterpart, this Pacman has an appetite too, but Mr. Jones’s
cravings include fist fights and shootings at Las Vegas strip clubs.
Keep it up, Pacman and it will be “Game Over”
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